Man Boobs = Cash Settlement: Worth it?

[Cid]

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles ... le-breasts

A $70 million verdict won by a Tennessee teenager who blamed Johnson & Johnson’s Risperdal drug for causing him to grow female breasts dwarfs awards to other users of the antipsychotic medication who suffered the same side effect.

Hope he has his man card on him at all times, because even after surgery he's gonna have a lot of ass bandits making fun guesses as to how he got the scars.

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

70 mil?

Hell yeah. I don't think I'd let ya cut anything off me for that amount, but you could grow anything on me you wanted.

[Cid]

Yeah, pretty big settlement. Wonder how much people's prescription prices just went up to cover that.

On another note, which is going to happen first, eliminating FDA restrictions or drug patent reform?

[Speaker to Animals]

Uh.. yeah..


But a plastic surgeon can remove the breast tissue and you are as good as new.

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Oh, did you mean 'worth it' for society, not the person?

Then, no, that seems a little silly. But this isn't a morality contest. If some pervert Dr Moreau grew me a set of knockers and gave me that much money for it, I don't care who got hurt in the process.

I gots to get paid!

[K@th]

On another note, which is going to happen first, eliminating FDA restrictions or drug patent reform?

I believe Mr. Trump's pick for FDA wants to implement policy eliminating the requirement to prove efficacy of drug before taking it to market.

[Cid]

Yup, that's about right. Make sure the companies can sue each other and any little guys until we get something stupidly funny, but gross, to sue them back on.

Of course until someone dies. Hey, undertakers gotta work too.

[apeman]

Of course until someone dies. Hey, undertakers gotta work too.

Part of the stimulus package.

[Fife]

Of course until someone dies. Hey, undertakers gotta work too.

Part of the stimulus package.

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Nothing like a Trump administration to get the lefties all ponderous about Keynesian policy.

[apeman]

Of course until someone dies. Hey, undertakers gotta work too.

Part of the stimulus package.

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