Can Court Determine Valid Religions?

[Martin Hash]

No one knows better-n-me about what I believe, and The Courts can't tell me otherwise. Unfortunately, in April 2016, a federal judge ruled against my religion, The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, aka Pastafarianism, which is a legally recognized religion in Poland, The Netherlands & New Zealand. Among its tenets is that a midget was the first human created. However, as a youth, I believed in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, aka Mormons, which IS a legally recognized religion?! Just like if Moroni gave a charlatan some golden plates on a hillside in New York, who's to say he didn't, just because there's a fuckin' midget involved in my new religion doesn't mean I don't sincerely believe it. Ron Hubbard openly admitted that he could create a religion from a science-fiction book, hence, Scientology. The issue needs to be leveraged, using Jediism, Scientology, FSM, Rastafarianism or whatever, to take out the special treatment "established" religions get.