Oregon: Pump Your Own Gas Crisis

[JohnDonne]

Cool whatevs, we have the right to sell and buy and grow weed, the right to kill ourselves when we have terminal illnesses, the right to guns, the right to barely restricted abortions, we are free in so many ways that you and other states are not.

[Smitty-48]

I don't defend the method by which the law is passed, merely the law itself as it stands. You're like one of those SJWs who tears down confederate monuments because it was created in "oppression." Only you use the catch all "Communist!!!" as your cudgel, but you are quite similar to them.

Well, except the SJW's are self defeating, they're going to bring nothing but misery down on the left in America, whereas somebody on the right calling the lefties a buncha commies only furthers that objective, so we're similar, in that we both do great harm to the leftist cause and associated sacred cows, but only the right wins, the left loses either way.

"Mission accomplished" ~ George Walker Bush.

[Smitty-48]

Cool whatevs, we have the right to sell and buy and grow weed, the right to kill ourselves when we have terminal illnesses, the right to guns, the right to barely restricted abortions, we are free in so many ways that you and other states are not.

Well, the Crown of Canada is legalizing weed, federally, but that ain't happening in America, I'll be able to order a pound of weed in the mail, approved by the government, whereas the Republicans will eventually come for you.

I don't really have any need for an abortion, but they're far more accessible here than they are in America, publicly funded. You don't actually have to go for an abortion anymore here, they have a day after pill now, so its even more convenient, just get the prescription and take it to the pharmacists.

As for guns, I have all the guns I need, but I actually prefer privilege not a right, I don't want a buncha yahoos running around with guns, I like guns to be an exclusive club, to which I am a member, but most people aren't.

Assisted suicide is also legal here, not only do they have to assist you, but the public actually pays for it, since unlike you, we have single payer healthcare.

Fuckin' Oregon, fake ass wannabe Canada; you wish, suckah.

[JohnDonne]

More like best of both worlds, Canada without the labyrinthine bureaucracy and lack of constitutionally protected freedoms? Not actually having to deal with Canadians too? Must be the promised land.

[Smitty-48]

More like best of both worlds, Canada without the labyrinthine bureaucracy and lack of constitutionally protected freedoms? Not actually having to deal with Canadians too? Must be the promised land.

Please, the bureaucracy in the USA dwarfs anything the bureaucrats in Canada could ever dream of, our bureaucracy is a town council compared to the leviathan you have in Washington.

Your constitutionally protected freedoms are swept aside with ease, all your bureaucrats have to say is "national security" and poof, you're deep sixed into an extrajudicial black hole.

Canada is like the United States, without the perpetual war and absurdly long prison sentences for non violent crimes. Plus free health insurance.

Rather deal with Canadians than the anti-intellectual morons you got running things down there, I mean, ca'mon, you got the stoopidest fuckin people on earth down there, don't try to snow the snowman.

[JohnDonne]

Canadians are the human equivalent of a clammy, limp handshake. They are cooked oats without any fixings or milk, they are the most mealy-mouthed, non-personality group of people on the planet. In the presence of a Canadian, one feels that they are happening to the Canadian, like the Canadian is an iguana that sits on a branch and blinks passively, but still the fear of offending anyone or getting into a dispute makes them swallow nervously. They import all the gayest European stuff. Canadians look down their noses at everything with that same blank stare, like an old woman. They are subjects, and as such they have zero conception of what swagger and balls are, except what they glean from our fantastic entertainment industry. Even so, they resent American swagger as the beta type resents the alpha, so they have no attitude except for their inferiority complex which comes out in their constant yapping at the larger, more broad-shouldered, more interesting Americans. In short, they are bland, cold, nagging, impressionless, the men are womanishly submissive, the women are mannish and curt and pedantic. Did I mention they're all gay?

[Smitty-48]

You ain't the swaggerers you fancy yourselves to be, buncha panic monkeys screeching hysterically about phantom bogeys, flinging poo at each other like a perpetual episode of Jerry Springer... too feeble to even pump your own gas, LOL!

[Smitty-48]

Hey, America, if you feel like you're having a panic attack, just press the little button by your bed there, and we'll have Belgium or soembody come and help you put your pants on, cause, y'know, shit is dangerous, you'd better let the attendant take care of that for you, wouldn't want your pants to fall down in front of the whole world...

... like when you legislated that people pumping their own gas had to be "illegal", for their own "safety"

Big dick swagger, that, swinging below your knees, no doubt.

[Smitty-48]

I mean, let's review, shall we?

In America, the bureaucracy is so pervasive, it does not even permit you to pump your own gas, and here are the explanations;

1) You don't know how to do it.

2) It's too dangerous to get out of your car.

3) You might get gas on you.

4) Americans are so useless and feeble, they can't get a job unless the government provides them with make work pumping gas for the rest of the useless and feeble Americans who can't even hack that basic task.

Does that about cover it, Oregon?

I thought Portlandia was just a show, but apparently it's real.

[JohnDonne]

Again, I get that jealousy vibe, like we have a really nice car and you're driving a piece of shit, but you're trying to make me feel bad about it by criticizing how luxurious it is, lol.

Do you complain when you walk into a restaurant that you can't walk into the kitchen and cook your own meal because it would be a health violation, even though you may be very capable of cooking a sanitary meal? Didn't think so.