Fitness Thread

[Speaker to Animals]

We should have a running competition.

[Fife]

Let's warm up with a fishing tournament.

Then 3-on-3 basketball.

Then . . . actually running sucks.

[Speaker to Animals]

Let's warm up with a fishing tournament.

Then 3-on-3 basketball.

Then . . . actually running sucks.

You can have virtual races now.

[Kazmyr]

Let's warm up with a fishing tournament.

Then 3-on-3 basketball.

Then . . . actually running sucks.

Fishing and basketball? Where do I sign up?!

[Fife]

Let's warm up with a fishing tournament.

Then 3-on-3 basketball.

Then . . . actually running sucks.

Fishing and basketball? Where do I sign up?!

Running is way, way down the list behind fishing and hoops. We haven't even gotten into trick fucking yet. I was saving that, but I see you are ready to jump right in (you may have to supply your own partner; we haven't met IRL and although I think Paris girls might work out fine for you, I can't make a guarantee).

:goteam: :drunk:

[Kazmyr]

Let's warm up with a fishing tournament.

Then 3-on-3 basketball.

Then . . . actually running sucks.

Fishing and basketball? Where do I sign up?!

Running is way, way down the list behind fishing and hoops. We haven't even gotten into trick fucking yet. I was saving that, but I see you are ready to jump right in (you may have to supply your own partner; we haven't met IRL and although I think Paris girls might work out fine for you, I can't make a guarantee).

:goteam: :drunk:

If we're going straight to Olympic Trick Boning, are we going to be responsible for supplying our own hooch? I got the partner portion of the event covered, but she's gonna need some of the liquid A-game prior to tip-off.

[Fife]

Fishing and basketball? Where do I sign up?!

Running is way, way down the list behind fishing and hoops. We haven't even gotten into trick fucking yet. I was saving that, but I see you are ready to jump right in (you may have to supply your own partner; we haven't met IRL and although I think Paris girls might work out fine for you, I can't make a guarantee).

:goteam: :drunk:

If we're going straight to Olympic Trick Boning, are we going to be responsible for supplying our own hooch? I got the partner portion of the event covered, but she's gonna need some of the liquid A-game prior to tip-off.

Pas de souci! We'll find plenty of those kinds of resources over in Paris.

You do understand you are going to the Kentucky Lake Paris, right?

[Kazmyr]

Pas de souci! We'll find plenty of those kinds of resources over in Paris.

You do understand you are going to the Kentucky Lake Paris, right?

Well, fuck. I do now.

Home of the World's Biggest Fish Fry

[Ex-California]

Can we add noodling to the competitions?

[Penner]

Noodling is dumb:

https://i.imgur.com/sTEd6aK.jpg