What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

[Smitty-48]

5-on-3tardation, can't capitalize momentum kill, too much space, Leafs just stand around not really sure what to do with it #middlingteam

[Smitty-48]

Powerplay killing us tonight, ye ol' powerplay choke momentum kill syndrome.

[Smitty-48]

Nylander floating around lost in his zone again, giveaway straight into the net, #justdon'tgotittonight

[StCapps]

Avs game about to start, if we don't beat the Canucks, that's gonna sting.

[StCapps]

Compher has to bury that, fucking hell. MacKinnon draws the penalty, lots of chances but couldn't cash.

[Smitty-48]

Avs game about to start, if we don't beat the Canucks, that's gonna sting.

Yeah, if they're going to close the gap and secure a spot, they need to execute against the bottom feeders #runningoutofrunwayhere

[StCapps]

Kerfoot's puck management is trash and he's taking dumb penalties on top of it, just great.

[Smitty-48]

Plekanec fitting neatly into the PK, path to Bab's heart, Charlie don't surf, Bozie don't kill penalties #betterthanBozak

[Smitty-48]

Kipper and Colby wondering at the intermission "Why didn't Babs put Willy and Marns on the 5-on-3?!"

Answer; because they're fuckin' lazy and not doing their jobs on both sides of the puck, no cookies for kids who don't work. #oldschool

[StCapps]

Super Saiyan MacKinnon making an appearance on that shift, was pretty much like a PP, except 5-on-5, good sign.