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What if the forum was a D&D campaign?
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StCapps
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Montegriffo
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?
StCapps was caught running around the realm calling the King a cuck. The King was displeased and cut out his tongue, unfortunately his fingers were left untouched so now he is writing pamphlets and thrusting them on every table in the pub disrupting any conversation he chooses to disrupt.
The King, being a fair and just man has not banished him from the Kingdom.
Everyone in the bar is pissed off about having their conversations interrupted though.
The King, being a fair and just man has not banished him from the Kingdom.
Everyone in the bar is pissed off about having their conversations interrupted though.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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DrYouth
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The noble Lord Hash is not the King... but he is our benefactor...
And he seems to be humouring Paladin Capps...
He has the power to cast Silence 15' radius on Capps and hasn't used it.
He's showing a remarkable amount of restraint I'd say.
And he seems to be humouring Paladin Capps...
He has the power to cast Silence 15' radius on Capps and hasn't used it.
He's showing a remarkable amount of restraint I'd say.
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty
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Penner
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?
Who is our king? Or are we in a republic city?DrYouth wrote:The noble Lord Hash is not the King... but he is our benefactor...
And he seems to be humouring Paladin Capps...
He has the power to cast Silence 15' radius on Capps and hasn't used it.
He's showing a remarkable amount of restraint I'd say.
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clubgop
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Which ever one oppresses the ever loving shit out of you.Penner wrote:Who is our king? Or are we in a republic city?DrYouth wrote:The noble Lord Hash is not the King... but he is our benefactor...
And he seems to be humouring Paladin Capps...
He has the power to cast Silence 15' radius on Capps and hasn't used it.
He's showing a remarkable amount of restraint I'd say.
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DrYouth
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?
Emperor Trump is in ascendance...
There of course the globalists who declare that there is no king... the Gaians claim the goddess Gaia as the only sovereign... may her Earth remain Green under the guidance of her spiritual values.
The Mercurians claim that only trade matters... the lord Mercury will sort it out with his Invisible Gauntlet.
Then of course there are the Warlords sorting out the realpolitik of this world, one Fiefdom at a time...
The King of the North is a pretty boy... with a tough streak under his Gaian platitudes... noone's sure if whether he can keep the Ice Zombies at bay... but what choice do we really have.
There of course the globalists who declare that there is no king... the Gaians claim the goddess Gaia as the only sovereign... may her Earth remain Green under the guidance of her spiritual values.
The Mercurians claim that only trade matters... the lord Mercury will sort it out with his Invisible Gauntlet.
Then of course there are the Warlords sorting out the realpolitik of this world, one Fiefdom at a time...
The King of the North is a pretty boy... with a tough streak under his Gaian platitudes... noone's sure if whether he can keep the Ice Zombies at bay... but what choice do we really have.
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty
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DBTrek
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?
Ice zombies?
Lord almighty, you atavistic throwback.
It’s “chill-blessed no-spirit”.
Lord almighty, you atavistic throwback.
It’s “chill-blessed no-spirit”.
"Hey varmints, don't mess with a guy that's riding a buffalo"
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SuburbanFarmer
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?
Formerly known as "sub-zero deceased peoples of carnivorous intent".
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StCapps
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?
Restraint, that's rich.DrYouth wrote:The noble Lord Hash is not the King... but he is our benefactor...
And he seems to be humouring Paladin Capps...
He has the power to cast Silence 15' radius on Capps and hasn't used it.
He's showing a remarkable amount of restraint I'd say.
*yip*
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DrYouth
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?
The no spirited are demanding an apology...DBTrek wrote:"no-spirit”.
The King of the North rocks apologies.
He has set aside a nice little territory for them... surrounded by an ice wall... so that they will feel safe.
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty
