What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by DrYouth » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:07 pm

Nice!

OK...

I've decided on Neutral Good...

+2 Mace of confusion.

Confuses enemies with subtle subconscious suggestions.

Also many potions of healing... love me my healing potions!

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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by clubgop » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:23 pm

DrYouth wrote:Nice!

OK...

I've decided on Neutral Good...

+2 Mace of confusion.

Confuses enemies with subtle subconscious suggestions.

Also many potions of healing... love me my healing potions!

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edit:Former Mercurial official, well read in Gaian Tactics.

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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by DrYouth » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:32 pm

Ok...

Here it is so far.

DrY: Mage/cleric, half elf, Neutral Good, Gaia, Mace of confusion
GCF: Mage/Rogue, wood elf, CG, atheist
Kath: Warrior, CG, Mercury. Whip, leather
Smitty: Ranger, sword and dagger, LN, War god
STA: Paladin, Drow, LG, two handed sword, hp 20
C-Mag: Warrior, LG, Battle Axe, Chain mail, Mercury
Xenophon: Ranger, LG, Mercury
DB: Rogue/Bard, CG
Capps: Warrior, Dwarf, N, Mercury
DeO: Druid, N
Bjorn: Mage, half elf, LN, Atheist
Clubgop: Paladin elf, NG, Mercury
Nukedog: Ranger, human, CN, MAGA, bow, 30 arrows, sword and dagger, +2 against Lizardpeople
Monte: Bard, human, neutral good, Gaia


Good mix of classes.
Good number of warriors to man the front, flanks and rear
2 rogues for lock picking and back stabbing... should cover us.
3 mages... one pure mage Bjorn - we'll keep him in the middle.
one half cleric, a paladin and one druid... might need a few more of those to heal the wounded... but we have good numbers...

Wow... I'm the only Gaian so far... we're going to need some more to fully undermine their tactics.
Lots of Mercurians... we have them covered.

A surprising number of elves. Not sure what to make of that... The dwarf is gonna get edgy.

What no MAGA followers?
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by Smitty-48 » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:46 pm

That's all I get? A stick?

I'd like to put an adrep in for the following items;

Cloak of Stealth
Boots of Speed
Gloves of Striking
Rope of Climbing
Dagger of Sharpness
Monocles of Starlight
Magnet of Orientation
Self Loading Crossbow
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by DBTrek » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:58 pm

I didn’t get any equipment.
Gonna be a short adventure for me.

Screw y’all, I’m not crawling through crypts in my boxers so you all can whack a few rats for some fetch quest.

Any pirate crews or gypsy caravans hiring?
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by DrYouth » Wed Dec 20, 2017 5:06 pm

Hey...

Y'all are gonna have to get your own kit.

100gp each and whatever you can steal in the market... (obviously the rogues have an edge here)

I was just trying to help out the newbs a bit.

Dungeon Master Hash is going to have weigh in on Smitty's list there.

It's a +5 stick Smitty... although the base damage on a stick is what 1-3hp?... so...
He'll probably cave to the Gloves of Striking...

What's that Marty?

He's hinting that you might find the Monacles of Starlight on the next adventure... if you look carefully through the possessions of your victims.
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by Smitty-48 » Wed Dec 20, 2017 5:06 pm

DBTrek wrote:I didn’t get any equipment.
Gonna be a short adventure for me.

Screw y’all, I’m not crawling through crypts in my boxers so you all can whack a few rats for some fetch quest.

Any pirate crews or gypsy caravans hiring?
If all I get is a stick, I'm not going on any adventures, I'm just gonna hang out here at the inn, and bash nerds over the head with it.
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by Smitty-48 » Wed Dec 20, 2017 5:19 pm

DrYouth wrote:He's hinting that you might find the Monacles of Starlight on the next adventure... if you look carefully through the possessions of your victims.
Who can I victimize?

What have you got in your pockets? Eh? Wot?

Cough it up, don't make me hit you with this stick.

Might not be much against the Nazgul, but it will bash your brains out all over the floor, mate, don't try me.
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by Xenophon » Wed Dec 20, 2017 5:39 pm

DrYouth wrote:Ok...

Here it is so far.

DrY: Mage/cleric, half elf, Neutral Good, Gaian, Mace of confusion
GCF: Mage/Rogue, wood elf, CG, atheist
Kath: Warrior, CG, Mercury. Whip, leather
Smitty: Ranger, +5 stick, Dragon shape shifter, LN, War god
STA: Ranger, Drow, LG
C-Mag: Warrior, LG Battle Axe, Chain mail, Mercury
Xenophon: Ranger, LG, Mercury
DB: Rogue/Bard, CG
Capps: Warrior, Dwarf, N, Mercury
DeO: Druid, N
Bjorn: Mage, half elf, LN, Atheist
Clubgop: Paladin elf, NG, Mercury

Good mix of classes.
Good number of warriors to man the front, flanks and rear
2 rogues for lock picking and back stabbing... should cover us.
3 mages... one pure mage Bjorn - we'll keep him in the middle.
one half cleric, a paladin and one druid... might need a few more of those to heal the wounded... but we have good numbers...

Wow... I'm the only Gaian so far... we're going to need some more to fully undermine their tactics.
Lots of Mercurians... we have them covered.

A surprising number of elves. Not sure what to make of that... The dwarf is gonna get edgy.

What no MAGA followers?
Do I get a bow?

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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by DrYouth » Wed Dec 20, 2017 5:51 pm

Xenophon wrote: Do I get a bow?
You get a 100gp!
Take it to the market... you can get a lot more than a bow.
And if Smitty goes with you with that stick... I bet you can score some deep discounts.
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