Millennials aren't ready for the 'reality of life'

[Okeefenokee]

but seriously, use some of that sweet public sector gravy to buy a home.

although, if you weren't thrilled with getting your credit in line, you are gonna hate the homebuying debacle.

i know i keep saying this, and don't follow through, but i'm hiring an attorney to handle the next one.

[TheReal_ND]

Yeah you got to get in graces with the Jews if you want to be a homowner

[Speaker to Animals]

Well, if that's your plan, my advice to you is to hit the gym early and make it a life commitment. The kinds of wealthy widows and divorcés who will support your ass down the road have some high expectations. You need to get your body fat down to the 8-9% range. Build muscle, but not too much muscle. You need to look like a fitness model, basically. The athletic look. Pray to God you don't lose your hair.

Or you can just deal with the bankers and start a career, etc.

Or make like Ox and join the Army. I heard they have a great fitness program and it's free.

[Fife]

But, are they ready for natural selection?

A model almost went blind after getting a hot new kind of tattoo

Refinery29 first reported on Catt Gallinger, a Canadian-based model who recently shared pictures of her infected and swollen eye after having it tattooed with purple ink. The site noted that Gallinger originally shared the information on Facebook and is continuing to update followers on her eye's progress.

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It is possible for this procedure to happen safely, without repeating what Gallinger went through. The self-proclaimed inventor of the tattoo, Luna Cobra, told Yahoo! Beauty that self-taught artists are to blame and have, “ blinded many people worldwide.” He reported that all of his clients have been “safe.”

[SilverEagle]

Nice one Fife.

How about this one. The old woman and very young man relationships. I think this has to do with young no talent idiots seeking out a mother figure that they can sponge off of and fuck as well. Paging Dr Freud, paging Dr Freud!


http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/new ... d=11915639

[Speaker to Animals]

Nice one Fife.

How about this one. The old woman and very young man relationships. I think this has to do with young no talent idiots seeking out a mother figure that they can sponge off of and fuck as well. Paging Dr Freud, paging Dr Freud!


http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/new ... d=11915639

That would be because successful men in their thirties and forties, recently freed from marriage to their previous wives, are cleaning up the younger women and muscling out the younger men who lack resources and career advancement. The former wives are becoming the women that are pumped and dumped by younger men and then marrying themselves to live happily ever after with their cats and recent case of herpes.

This is where feminism leads women.

[SilverEagle]

Nice one Fife.

How about this one. The old woman and very young man relationships. I think this has to do with young no talent idiots seeking out a mother figure that they can sponge off of and fuck as well. Paging Dr Freud, paging Dr Freud!


http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/new ... d=11915639

That would be because successful men in their thirties and forties, recently freed from marriage to their previous wives, are cleaning up the younger women and muscling out the younger men who lack resources and career advancement. The former wives are becoming the women that are pumped and dumped by younger men and then marrying themselves to live happily ever after with their cats and recent case of herpes.

This is where feminism leads women.

Sounds like you want to have an affair or you want to get a divorce. Maybe both.

[Speaker to Animals]

Nice one Fife.

How about this one. The old woman and very young man relationships. I think this has to do with young no talent idiots seeking out a mother figure that they can sponge off of and fuck as well. Paging Dr Freud, paging Dr Freud!


http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/new ... d=11915639

That would be because successful men in their thirties and forties, recently freed from marriage to their previous wives, are cleaning up the younger women and muscling out the younger men who lack resources and career advancement. The former wives are becoming the women that are pumped and dumped by younger men and then marrying themselves to live happily ever after with their cats and recent case of herpes.

This is where feminism leads women.

Sounds like you want to have an affair or you want to get a divorce. Maybe both.

Oh, I am free, baby. I am just telling you the time.

[Speaker to Animals]

Honestly, though.. Sex with significantly younger women is obviously better for us on a biological level, but the mentality of most of them is just too off for a decent relationship.

[SilverEagle]

Honestly, though.. Sex with significantly younger women is obviously better for us on a biological level, but the mentality of most of them is just too off for a decent relationship.

Ah....so you went through a divorce and that's why you're so bitter towards middle aged women. Did she cheat on you?