What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

[DrYouth]

Safe Travels...

Watch out for random encounters with Sea Monsters...

[fudges dice roll]

[StCapps]

Yakupov on the fourth line Bednar? You might as well scratch the guy if you are just going to play him on the fourth line with no offensive help, what's the point in that?

[DrYouth]

Capps thrusts with his Holy Sword...

He parries!

Shield Charge!

The rest of us stand around the mostly empty square... wondering what he's up to.

Whatever it is... He obviously believes he's winning.

A washer lady walks by, completely ignoring the spectacle.

Meanwhile in the bay... the pirate ship appears to have encountered a Dragon Turtle...

The screaming is faint in the distance.

[StCapps]

Get well soon MacKinnon, we need you bro. Shame the hockey gods didn't want him to win the Hart.

[Penner]

Capps thrusts with his Holy Sword...

He parries!

Shield Charge!

The rest of us stand around the mostly empty square... wondering what he's up to.

Whatever it is... He obviously believes he's winning.

A washer lady walks by, completely ignoring the spectacle.

Meanwhile in the bay... the pirate ship appears to have encountered a Dragon Turtle...

The screaming is faint in the distance.

Is the dragon turtle' s name Aramag?

[StCapps]

Capps thrusts with his Holy Sword...

He parries!

Shield Charge!

The rest of us stand around the mostly empty square... wondering what he's up to.

Whatever it is... He obviously believes he's winning.

A washer lady walks by, completely ignoring the spectacle.

Meanwhile in the bay... the pirate ship appears to have encountered a Dragon Turtle...

The screaming is faint in the distance.

Is the dragon turtle' s name Aramag?

No, his name is Nikita, Nikita Zadorov.

[Penner]

So it's Parnak the Dragon Turtle?

[clubgop]

Not analogous, more like accusing him of poisoning the ale because he had to drag a certain Mercurial official marked with the sunburst into all the stories of the parties exploits. Most think it is a step too far because ale is far more precious than children and knowing of my experience with alchemy it would be I that would poison something.

Clubgop, apparently very intoxicated, climbs upon a soapbox in the square, ranting incoherently about a Mercurial official marked with a sunburst... the rest of the party retires to the tavern to talk chickens, fucking and kittens... as is the custom in the land.

How else would one describe an orange person? And soapbox? As if these uncircumcised dirty dicks use soap.

[StCapps]

So it's Parnak the Dragon Turtle?

Nah fool, Big Z, the dragon turtle.

and he's joined by a Dire Condor.....

[Penner]

So Qadim the Dragon Turtle?