What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

[DrYouth]

The lizartarians appear startled as you hurl these questions at them from the outskirts of the camp.

One of them is asking the others what Aleppo is.

The others appear mystified... and unprepared.

[TheReal_ND]

Weild bow and iron tipped arrows.

Shoot the small one.

[DrYouth]

[rolls dice]

As the lizard people debate Aleppo your arrow slips into the camp and finds the back of the lizard wench.

[rolls dice]

She crumples in a heap.

One of the lizard men tends to her...

The other two turn in your direction and start making towards you... roaring with autistic rage.

[TheReal_ND]

Weild sword and meet these lizards on the field of battle.

[DrYouth]

You come at the Lizard men out of the shadows...

Your rage at Lizard people gives you a bonus to hit...

[rolls dice]

Your sword hits its mark, followed by your dagger and the smaller Lizard man is badly wounded...

[rolls dice]

The bigger Lizard man strikes at you with his sword, you dodge it, he snaps at you, you dodge that too...

but the wounded Lizard lands a claw for 2 hp and bites a thigh for 3 hp.... you weren't expecting him to still have that in him.

[TheReal_ND]

Continue the battle

[DrYouth]

You stab the wounded lizard man in the eye with your dagger, then spin and thrust at the bigger one with your sword.

He parries and bites, grazing you with his teeth.

The third lizard man is approaching from the camp.

[TheReal_ND]

Better drink my own piss again. It's got electrolytes.

[DrYouth]

[rolls dice]

The big lizard man lunges at you and gets a face full of piss.

He falls into the bushes wretching.

[rolls dice]

The approaching lizard man fails his moral check and retreats to the camp... making an effort to launch the canoe.

[TheReal_ND]

No lizards shall live tonight. Shoot the little one.