What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

[TheReal_ND]

Good well that's settled. Have fun with goo I'm going down to the river to hunt for a while since MY FUCKING SNARES ARE EMPTY

Weild hunting bow and iron tipped arrows. Sneak mode engaged

So shall we go with Human Ranger then, Bow, 30 iron tipped arrows... Sword and dagger.

Nord. Fuck off lowly Breton. None of this "We're all one race, the human race" hippy dippy bull shit

[DBTrek]

Always gotta be that one Dave in the party ...

[SuburbanFarmer]

Backstab for 2x damage, being sure to twist and rip.

It's Burns night tonight. Mince the fucker up and put him in the Haggis mix.

You guys just killed and ate a horse. I know it had as big of a dick as me but it was a fucking horse. Still here, you gaians can't get to me. I got way too much experience with you people a couple of amateurs ain't gonna touch me. When you gonna learn?

Shut up and bleed.

[DBTrek]

One of the shortest modules put out by TSR.

[Penner]

It's Burns night tonight. Mince the fucker up and put him in the Haggis mix.

You guys just killed and ate a horse. I know it had as big of a dick as me but it was a fucking horse. Still here, you gaians can't get to me. I got way too much experience with you people a couple of amateurs ain't gonna touch me. When you gonna learn?

Shut up and bleed.

I am just going to put this out- Maybe he became an:

[clubgop]

It's Burns night tonight. Mince the fucker up and put him in the Haggis mix.

You guys just killed and ate a horse. I know it had as big of a dick as me but it was a fucking horse. Still here, you gaians can't get to me. I got way too much experience with you people a couple of amateurs ain't gonna touch me. When you gonna learn?

I know Gaians are confused by gender but males don't bleed like that, sorry. You being a bitch I can see you are experiencing the ending of your moon phase. How's the leg?

[clubgop]

You guys just killed and ate a horse. I know it had as big of a dick as me but it was a fucking horse. Still here, you gaians can't get to me. I got way too much experience with you people a couple of amateurs ain't gonna touch me. When you gonna learn?

Shut up and bleed.

I am just going to put this out- Maybe he became an:

Can't bear to lose me after hearing about the horse cock huh? Touching, but tweddle dirty dick and tweddle cock a dodaloo can't touch a mercurial inspector.

[DrYouth]

Nord. Fuck off lowly Breton. None of this "We're all one race, the human race" hippy dippy bull shit

Dude... it’s D&D... the races are code for different human races... gnomes are jews, orcs are Muslims, dwarves are burly bearded celts and elves are whoever you consider fruity and artistic.

[Penner]

Nord. Fuck off lowly Breton. None of this "We're all one race, the human race" hippy dippy bull shit

Dude... it’s D&D... the races are code for different human races... gnomes are jews, orcs are Muslims, dwarves are burly bearded celts and elves are whoever you consider fruity and artistic.

Have you ever seen Bright on Netflix?

[TheReal_ND]

Nord. Fuck off lowly Breton. None of this "We're all one race, the human race" hippy dippy bull shit

Dude... it’s D&D... the races are code for different human races... gnomes are jews, orcs are Muslims, dwarves are burly bearded celts and elves are whoever you consider fruity and artistic.

Well that's fine then. Going to take me a minute to adjust because I'm used to the Tolkien realm where Dwarves are the Jews.

These fuckers kept digging for shiny shit until they pissed off a dragon and began wandering around like a homeless tribe until they could get some dupes to go slay the dragon for them.

Tolkien was red pilled AF