What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

[SuburbanFarmer]

Hunting Cuntgop through the streets, awaiting my moment.

[Speaker to Animals]

Haggle with the shop merchant for a rusty iron sword and a cheap health potion for ten gold

Persuasion roll

Wouldn't you know it. The merchant is an elf.

[DrYouth]

Living in a wagon down by the dungeon, working in the smithy, making metal shit for the town industries.

Racist human fighter. BTFO

Somebody needs to fireball those fucking elves coming in here and trying to run the town like that. Fucking kinders keep breaking into my wagon.

In an awesome turn of events the paladin makes small talk with an wagon dwelling elf... while the troll bares down on him!

The troll incensed by this lack of respect attacks!

[rolls dice]

He needs an 11 to hit and the dice come up 15, 4, 11

He hits a solid blow with one clawed hand and then a bite to the left shoulder.... damage 8 + 8 for 16 points of damage...

The paladin is severely damaged... Blood is spurting...

It's not looking good.

[TheReal_ND]

The fuck you call me faggot?

[Penner]

[Speaker to Animals]

He called you a fucking elf. First he demoted me to level 3 and I stopped playing his game. Then he turned you into an elf.

[TheReal_ND]

This is bull shit. Kill this mother fucking faggot DM.

[Speaker to Animals]

This is Dragonlance now. Fuck that Faggot Realms bullshit. We are racist humans now. Dragon riders. Time to take over Krynn for humans. The nonhuman races have to be removed.

[TheReal_ND]

I was thinking 40k space marine shit but that works too.

Roll for Nord

Sword

Shield

Light Armor

Smithing

Cool tattoos

Also acrobatics in case I take an arrow to the knee and need to hop on one leg

[Speaker to Animals]

The entire premise of the first set of Dragonlance novels were that the gods were returning to Krynn, and some of them brought dragons to team up with humans to exterminate the nonhumans from Krynn (except the draconians).

The villains were basically the fantasy version of Nazis that had dragons.