What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

[DrYouth]

The troll, drooling slightly, puts his head up, sniffing at the air...

He turns his head in your direction. There is low growl...

What's that on his head?

It appears to be a heavily battered MAGA ballcap.

[DBTrek]

Troll has a MAGA cap?
Shit.
No worries here. This rogue is in Seattle, where the entire city will aggro if they see that. Troll may as well lay down and die at the Columbia River line.

[TheReal_ND]

Good thing you burned yours. Better safe than sorry.

[DBTrek]

Good thing you burned yours. Better safe than sorry.

I’m saying.

Ain’t dying for no pussy grabbing billionaire who hasn’t even produced his damn wall yet.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Good thing you burned yours. Better safe than sorry.

I’m saying.

Ain’t dying for no pussy grabbing billionaire who hasn’t even produced his damn wall yet.

He put some dudes back to work at Whirlpool. America is Great.

[DrYouth]

Troll has a MAGA cap?
Shit.
No worries here. This rogue is in Seattle, where the entire city will aggro if they see that. Troll may as well lay down and die at the Columbia River line.

Unfortunately STA isn't in Seattle...

And the Gaians you last encountered aren't gonna be any help...

Although there IS a Gaian rogue/mage sitting on a nearby hillside.
And a Gaian Bard... probably at the tavern...
And me of course... but I'm also the DM.... so kind of a conflict of interest there.

The troll moves closer... the low growl in his throat is getting louder.

You might want to avert your eyes.

[DBTrek]

[TheReal_ND]

Chopping wood at the inn for gold.

Roll

[Speaker to Animals]

Living in a wagon down by the dungeon, working in the smithy, making metal shit for the town industries.

Racist human fighter. BTFO

Somebody needs to fireball those fucking elves coming in here and trying to run the town like that. Fucking kinders keep breaking into my wagon.

[TheReal_ND]

Haggle with the shop merchant for a rusty iron sword and a cheap health potion for ten gold

Persuasion roll