As pointless as that provision is, and as much of a grandiose pile of stupidity has built around it, it does prevent rape cages for use of kitchen utensils.Montegriffo wrote:DBTrek wrote:
Montegriffo wrote: The headline of your article says ''weilding'' a peeler.
If only he had a constitutional right to carry a firearm, then we'd all be safer.
Europe, Boring Until it's Not
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You think potato peelers can't kill?GrumpyCatFace wrote:As pointless as that provision is, and as much of a grandiose pile of stupidity has built around it, it does prevent rape cages for use of kitchen utensils.Montegriffo wrote:DBTrek wrote:
If only he had a constitutional right to carry a firearm, then we'd all be safer.
https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wale ... o-14566046
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For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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What if you enacted a new Transportation Act and every time somebody was convicted of a weapons or rape charge, you deported them to the Syrian colony?
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Montegriffo wrote:
You think potato peelers can't kill?
Comedically, you can’t really improve on the direct quotes from modern Brits.
"Hey varmints, don't mess with a guy that's riding a buffalo"
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You think potato peeler control is a mother-fucking joke??
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Alarming news:
https://military.id.me/humor/army-range ... mre-spoon/
We may need common sense spork control as well.
https://military.id.me/humor/army-range ... mre-spoon/
We may need common sense spork control as well.
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The MRE would have killed him just the same.Speaker to Animals wrote:Alarming news:
https://military.id.me/humor/army-range ... mre-spoon/
We may need common sense spork control as well.
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doc_loliday wrote:The MRE would have killed him just the same.Speaker to Animals wrote:Alarming news:
https://military.id.me/humor/army-range ... mre-spoon/
We may need common sense spork control as well.
WRONG
If you eat the ham and egg omelet one every day for three months, it will turn you into a battlefield tyrannosaurus. That's what happened here. Wrong foxhole, haji.
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Watch those cheese and crackers tho.
That cheese like wall spackle.
Going in and coming out.
That cheese like wall spackle.
Going in and coming out.
"Hey varmints, don't mess with a guy that's riding a buffalo"
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I'm having a hard time coming up with an object that can't kill, if used the right way.Montegriffo wrote:
You think potato peelers can't kill?
"She was arrested for walking around with a very heavy book."
"He was arrested for walking around with a bottle of soda."
"She was arrested for walking around with a pen."
All the above can be used to kill someone. So, let's make more laws.
Or...... OR.... we could just say assault is a crime no matter which weapon was used. There's no need to go through the big book of nouns to list out every possible weapon.
Why are all the Gods such vicious cunts? Where's the God of tits and wine?
