What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by **The Conservative** » Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:58 am

DrYouth wrote:
The Conservative wrote:Bullshit, we have too many trolls here.
But apparently not enough half-Trolls...

I know, right...

Who would want to breed with a troll? *yuch*

Post by **DrYouth** » Tue Jan 23, 2018 11:51 am

The Conservative wrote:Who would want to breed with a troll? *yuch*

[rolls dice]
Random Encounter:

4 Gaian genderless warriors, level 3, scale mail armour, clubs 1-6 dmg
They appear incensed by your politically incorrect speech...
They seem hostile and virtue signal...

What do you do?

Post by **Speaker to Animals** » Tue Jan 23, 2018 11:54 am

DrYouth wrote:
The Conservative wrote:Who would want to breed with a troll? *yuch*
[rolls dice]
Random Encounter:

4 Gaian genderless warriors, level 3, scale mail armour, clubs 1-6 dmg
They appear incensed by your politically incorrect speech...
They seem hostile and virtue signal...

What do you do?

Cast polymorph other and turn one of them into a man.

Post by **DrYouth** » Tue Jan 23, 2018 11:57 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:Cast polymorph other and turn one of them into a man.

rolls dice

One of them starts speaking in a deeper voice and appears to startle himself as well as the other three...

They check their crotch... Suddenly blushing.

It appears as if the muscles of his forarms are toning up.

They appear confused... One of them is eyeing you suspiciously.

Post by **The Conservative** » Tue Jan 23, 2018 12:07 pm

DrYouth wrote:
The Conservative wrote:Who would want to breed with a troll? *yuch*
[rolls dice]
Random Encounter:

4 Gaian genderless warriors, level 3, scale mail armour, clubs 1-6 dmg
They appear incensed by your politically incorrect speech...
They seem hostile and virtue signal...

What do you do?

Sneak the fuck away as quickly as possible.

Post by **Speaker to Animals** » Tue Jan 23, 2018 12:07 pm

DrYouth wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:Cast polymorph other and turn one of them into a man.
rolls dice

One of them starts speaking in a deeper voice and appears to startle himself as well as the other three...

They check their crotch... Suddenly blushing.

It appears as if the muscles of his forarms are toning up.

They appear confused... One of them is eyeing you suspiciously.

Now point at him and scream "He's fucking a white male!!"

Post by **C-Mag** » Tue Jan 23, 2018 12:09 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote:

Now point at him and scream "He's fucking a white male!!"

Don't fuck with him, spawn of Bealzubub

Post by **DrYouth** » Tue Jan 23, 2018 2:34 pm

Speaker to Animals wrote: Now point at him and scream "He's fucking a white male!!"

[rolls dice]

The affected Gaian begins beating himself on the head in self hatred and collapses in a crying fit.

[rolls dice]

TC fails to sneak away successfully... suffering a penalty for being in plain sight when he began sneaking...

And the other three pummel him over the head with their clubs...

He suffers a penalty for having his back turned...

This might be curtains.... anyone have a healing potion they can access in a hurry?

[rolls dice]

Post by **DBTrek** » Tue Jan 23, 2018 2:34 pm

Not for a Patriots fan.

Post by **SuburbanFarmer** » Tue Jan 23, 2018 2:46 pm

Chuckle at TC, and stab the gender-queer Gaian through the chest.

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