SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[Smitty-48]

See, I can hear the thump-thump-thump of the Nordictrack

So I can really crank my tunes now

[StCapps]

Maybe you are not as bad as you think, she just brings out the best in you.

It's just that I can't let her down, when you have a sacred woman like this, her approval is paramount

I'm still lazy, but if it's something to be done for her, I pull out all the stops

Lazy when it comes to everything but her, leveraging laziness into highlighting your displays of affection with the industrious boss lady, that melts her Vulcan heart, no doubt

Opposites attract, Synergistic, Fills Gaps

Well played

[Montegriffo]

Like she's upstairs working out right now, never takes a shift off, even on her birthday

If she had a live in chef who cooked her a special diet, that guy would have a good shot

Better be cute tho, I am not being replaced by an ugly dude, I'll have Capps take him out, omerta

I made these for Mum's 70th birthday party.
Does Mrs Smitty like chocolate?

[Smitty-48]

Like she's upstairs working out right now, never takes a shift off, even on her birthday

If she had a live in chef who cooked her a special diet, that guy would have a good shot

Better be cute tho, I am not being replaced by an ugly dude, I'll have Capps take him out, omerta

You better keep her away from The Conservative then. That dude is a world class chef (cooked for 2 presidents), and he knows how to code and has made manual packet routed data that is used by the US military in the F35. Plus, he is completely rational and is thus capable of making Ted Talk level genius points.

I think Monteh would have a shot, but I don't know if there would be any hotness there

It would be like two Vulcans, it wouldn't be Castle Bravo like with me

[Smitty-48]

Like if Monteh can live without NLM 9000, he's nothing like me

Not only can't I live without it, I wouldn't even want to

[Montegriffo]

Like she's upstairs working out right now, never takes a shift off, even on her birthday

If she had a live in chef who cooked her a special diet, that guy would have a good shot

Better be cute tho, I am not being replaced by an ugly dude, I'll have Capps take him out, omerta

You better keep her away from The Conservative then. That dude is a world class chef (cooked for 2 presidents), and he knows how to code and has made manual packet routed data that is used by the US military in the F35. Plus, he is completely rational and is thus capable of making Ted Talk level genius points.

He flipped burgers for 2 Presidents (if we even believe that)
I've fed royalty, Prince Harry ate my pasta ragout de boeuf.

[Montegriffo]

Like if Monteh can live without NLM 9000, he's nothing like me

Not only can't I live without it, I wouldn't even want to

Oh, you want me to service her too?
I was just going to provide companionship and spend your money but it's not a deal-breaker if you insist.

[StCapps]

Like if Monteh can live without NLM 9000, he's nothing like me

Not only can't I live without it, I wouldn't even want to

He just needs some posh totty to pull his head out his ass, he doth protest too much

[Smitty-48]

Like if Monteh can live without NLM 9000, he's nothing like me

Not only can't I live without it, I wouldn't even want to

Oh, you want me to service her too?
I was just going to provide companionship and spend your money but it's not a deal-breaker if you insist.

If I'm dead, I don't want her to just be an Old Maid

It's like my buddy down in Oakville has a huge crush on her

He's a great guy, heart of gold, we both love him, so it's okay

But I say to him

"If I let you sleep with her, would you cut three fingers off the hand you masturbate with ?"

"Done !" he says

[StCapps]

Like if Monteh can live without NLM 9000, he's nothing like me

Not only can't I live without it, I wouldn't even want to

Oh, you want me to service her too?
I was just going to provide companionship and spend your money but it's not a deal-breaker if you insist.

Dorothy Gale don't want no mediocre, you got to be all in, or no NLM for you