Europe, Boring Until it's Not

[The Conservative]

I use penis

Bragging now?

I don't use mine anymore. I'm married

Pfft... that's a poor excuse.

[Montegriffo]

I use penis

Bragging now?

I don't use mine anymore. I'm married

Urinating/having a piss/going pee pee/tinkling/having a slash/piddling must be difficult for you.

[Ex-California]

Bragging now?

I don't use mine anymore. I'm married

Urinating/having a piss/going pee pee/tinkling/having a slash/piddling must be difficult for you.

Damn, I think you've hit them all

[Montegriffo]

When faggots are bollocks and you look like a dick

[The Conservative]

When faggots are bollocks and you look like a dick

Spotted Dick is a pudding... anything else is your imagination

[Montegriffo]

I don't use mine anymore. I'm married

Urinating/having a piss/going pee pee/tinkling/having a slash/piddling must be difficult for you.

Damn, I think you've hit them all

Not even close... wizz, micturate, take a leak, have to go, point Percy at the porcelain, have a Jimmy, empty the bilge...

This is what TC is not getting. One of the things that makes English such an expressive language is the large number of ways to say the same thing. I suspect he thinks a thesaurus is a type of prehistoric reptile.

[Montegriffo]

When faggots are bollocks and you look like a dick

Spotted Dick is a pudding... anything else is your imagination

Also a medical condition and a boy called Richard with a bad case of acne...

[Ex-California]

I love peas

[The Conservative]

Urinating/having a piss/going pee pee/tinkling/having a slash/piddling must be difficult for you.

Damn, I think you've hit them all

Not even close... wizz, micturate, take a leak, have to go, point Percy at the porcelain, have a Jimmy, empty the bilge...

This is what TC is not getting. One of the things that makes English such an expressive language is the large number of ways to say the same thing. I suspect he thinks a thesaurus is a type of prehistoric reptile.

Yes, you can use a thesaurus for plenty of things, including improving your English, not diminishing what should be an elevated art form in many cases.

[Montegriffo]

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I left a comment, I am starting to think I may be a bad person.