What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

[StCapps]

Also DB is more a Warlock than a Rogue, he's kind of like a Bard/Warlock mix.

[Smitty-48]

Dude, I don't just cough up magic armour...

That just causes magical inflation which is bad for the economy.

Well we can't upgrade, because you refuse to run a campaign, but if we're just going to sit around until we gets to fighting out of sheer boredom, the Avenging Paladin is the heavy hitter to be sure, those marked for divine sanction, are best advised to flee.

Yeah Avenging Paladins are way more fun to play, good on 5th edition for making Paladins way cooler than ever before, they got a nice upgrade.

Y'know? Holy strike, valiant strike, radiant smite, divine sanction, divine challenge, the damage multipliers for a Paladin are the shiz, throw a +5 sword in there, and they're basically cutting people down at a single stroke.

[DBTrek]

Also DB is more a Warlock than a Rogue, just saying.

You need to be more worried about whether you’re reppin team Pirate or team Shark Bait, and less about my character class.

[C-Mag]

Also DB is more a Warlock than a Rogue, just saying.

You need to be more worried about whether you’re reppin team Pirate or team Shark Bait, and less about my character class.

I'm just reading the Matt Lauer autobiography so I can learn how to properly Pirate

[StCapps]

Well we can't upgrade, because you refuse to run a campaign, but if we're just going to sit around until we gets to fighting out of sheer boredom, the Avenging Paladin is the heavy hitter to be sure, those marked for divine sanction, are best advised to flee.

Yeah Avenging Paladins are way more fun to play, good on 5th edition for making Paladins way cooler than ever before, they got a nice upgrade.

Y'know? Holy strike, valiant strike, radiant smite, divine sanction, divine challenge, the damage multipliers for a Paladin are the shiz, throw a +5 sword in there, and they're basically cutting people down at a single stroke.

Yeah they got some striker tendencies that is for sure. I'll pin them down at melee range, then you come in from the flank and take them out or and smite their ass if they try to flee, we make a good team.

[Speaker to Animals]

Piracy violates the King's Peace and is an affront to Gaia.

The king is generous and has equipped us with dragons. Prepare to die.

[Smitty-48]

Yeah Avenging Paladins are way more fun to play, good on 5th edition for making Paladins way cooler than ever before, they got a nice upgrade.

Y'know? Holy strike, valiant strike, radiant smite, divine sanction, divine challenge, the damage multipliers for a Paladin are the shiz, throw a +5 sword in there, and they're basically cutting people down at a single stroke.

Yeah they got some striker tendencies that is for sure. I'll pin them down at melee range, then you come in from the flank and smite their ass, we make a good team.

The Paladin makes divine challenge against the main opponent, and divine sanction against all who would stand with, and then just the baseline strikes are +8, how many health points does a lowly character have? Not that many, it's basically one shot one kill, without even bringing any other special attacks to bear.

[SuburbanFarmer]

briefly considers casting Flare, and cooking the tortoise in his shell.

[DrYouth]

Really, you've already made him a Dragon and given him a magic stick. You may as well give him whatever he wants, he owns you.

The dragon thing is his curse...

It makes a good back story.

If his charm is broken and he becomes a dragon he becomes a NPC and the rest of the adventurers must battle him...
The dragon blood and scales are worth plenty in the market place.

I mean we all sign up for this game to battle dragons anyways don't we?

I'm always thinking here.... being a DM keeps you on your toes.

[StCapps]

Y'know? Holy strike, valiant strike, radiant smite, divine sanction, divine challenge, the damage multipliers for a Paladin are the shiz, throw a +5 sword in there, and they're basically cutting people down at a single stroke.

Yeah they got some striker tendencies that is for sure. I'll pin them down at melee range, then you come in from the flank and smite their ass, we make a good team.

The Paladin makes divine challenge against the main opponent, and divine sanction against all who would stand with, and then just the baseline strikes are +8, how many health points does a lowly character have? Not that many, it's basically one shot one kill, without even bringing any other special attacks to bear.

Well my Dwarven Fighter is going to have a lot of hit points and be real hard to hit in melee, so I'll naturally be harded to kill than most. Warhammer, Shield and Plate, I'm the wrong Dwarf to fuck with up close, I may not hit as hard, but I can take more hits while still dishing out solid damage.