SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[Smitty-48]

Never an issue. I read a lot more than I post. See more than I say, so I get your riff (and others here too). It’s what keeps me coming back- the beat goes on

No worries, mate

You can do no wrong

You know what a big Aussiephile I am

Best soldiers in the world, bar none

[Smitty-48]

If Mrs Smitty has a fatal flaw, it's clumsiness

She falls down and goes boom a lot

She's actually broken her ankle three times, one from a horse, second time in the woods

Third time was down in America, she was wearing high heels for fashion, fell over off the curb

Luckily she's tiny, so I can carry her around easily

[PartyOf5]

...and I blame meat-eaters.
You can't catch this sort of shit from carrots.
It wouldn't happen in a vegetarian world.

You said it was from bats coughing on people. Bats don't care if you are vegan, vegetarian, or a meat-eater. They will cough on any of them.

It was most likely caused by a vegetarian working in the lab who thought they knew better than the meat eaters who trained them and made the stupid mistake that let the virus out of the lab.

[Montegriffo]

3 days old but still not much in my area. I'm about 25 miles from Norwich.

569 deaths yesterday, very close to the previous day's total of 560.

[StCapps]

It's like one time Mrs Smitty broke her ankle while walking the dogs way out in the woods

She didn't have her phone with her, it was cold & raining, she was lying there on the ground calling for help

When she didn't report in, I called her phone, when it rang in her office, that was warning order

I patrolled out into the woods until I found her, when I did she was borderline hypothermic

There is no back up in this situation, enjoy the Staycation to avoid the chaos

Oh fuck, that must have scared the living shit out of you. Thank god you stayed frosty.

I just went operational, relaxed in the saddle, execute the immediate action

It scared the shit out of her, until big strong man came to the rescue

[Smitty-48]

It's funny, when she broke her ankle in the States, she still wanted to schmooze at the after party event

But she didn't want to hobble in on crutches, too embarassing

So when we pulled up in the Limo, I just picked up and carried her over the threshold

Walked in with her in my arms, set her down on a couch

All the women in the room were looking at me all mooney eyed

Big strong man carrying his wife around, so hawt

[Montegriffo]

...and I blame meat-eaters.
You can't catch this sort of shit from carrots.
It wouldn't happen in a vegetarian world.

You said it was from bats coughing on people. Bats don't care if you are vegan, vegetarian, or a meat-eater. They will cough on any of them.

It was most likely caused by a vegetarian working in the lab who thought they knew better than the meat eaters who trained them and made the stupid mistake that let the virus out of the lab.

People weren't buying bats as pets.

[StCapps]

...and I blame meat-eaters.
You can't catch this sort of shit from carrots.
It wouldn't happen in a vegetarian world.

You said it was from bats coughing on people. Bats don't care if you are vegan, vegetarian, or a meat-eater. They will cough on any of them.

It was most likely caused by a vegetarian working in the lab who thought they knew better than the meat eaters who trained them and made the stupid mistake that let the virus out of the lab.

People weren't buying bats as pets.

Most meat eating nations don't have wet markets, the Chicoms do. Again all goes back to the Chicom Faggots, no matter how you spin it, they fucked up really bad, it's not a question of "if they fucked up", it's a question of "how they fucked up".

[Montegriffo]

European flights reduced by 80% last month.

[PartyOf5]

If Mrs Smitty has a fatal flaw, it's clumsiness

She falls down and goes boom a lot

Is that what you tell Police?

jk, btw.