Let's Riff on the next Tech/Social Revolution

[DBTrek]

I think you get a free digital copy along with your safety hammock. Don't forget the bug spray!

You mean the government isn't going to save us from bugs, too?
What kind of shit utopia are you guys peddling here?

[Fife]

"Bug" is just a euphemism for your bourgeois and soon-to-be-former bosses. Tell em to buzz off.

[Montegriffo]

Caption contest:

Hey Daddy, Nobody says anything about your golden toilet why all this fuss about golden showers?

[Speaker to Animals]

[SuburbanFarmer]

Needs more steroids for proper masculinity.

[Speaker to Animals]

Needs more steroids for proper masculinity.

After playing with the fidget spinner, he flat out said he needed a shot of test and a trenbologne sandwich.

It kind of seems like playing with those fucking things is equivalent to listening to an hour-long speech by Hillary Clinton.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Needs more steroids for proper masculinity.

After playing with the fidget spinner, he flat out said he needed a shot of test and a trenbologne sandwich.

It kind of seems like playing with those fucking things is equivalent to listening to an hour-long speech by Hillary Clinton.

Deep in the savannah, a neanderthal picks up a strange, shiny object. It seems to have a sharpened edge, which he cuts his finger on. Enraged, he throws it to the ground and stalks off into the forest, looking for something to kill. Hours later, a human picks up the tool, discovers that he can cut meat with it, and smiles in victory.

[Speaker to Animals]

Needs more steroids for proper masculinity.

After playing with the fidget spinner, he flat out said he needed a shot of test and a trenbologne sandwich.

It kind of seems like playing with those fucking things is equivalent to listening to an hour-long speech by Hillary Clinton.

Deep in the savannah, a neanderthal picks up a strange, shiny object. It seems to have a sharpened edge, which he cuts his finger on. Enraged, he throws it to the ground and stalks off into the forest, looking for something to kill. Hours later, a human picks up the tool, discovers that he can cut meat with it, and smiles in victory.

Weird choice of species. Neanderthals were probably smarter than us.

[SuburbanFarmer]

After playing with the fidget spinner, he flat out said he needed a shot of test and a trenbologne sandwich.

It kind of seems like playing with those fucking things is equivalent to listening to an hour-long speech by Hillary Clinton.

Deep in the savannah, a neanderthal picks up a strange, shiny object. It seems to have a sharpened edge, which he cuts his finger on. Enraged, he throws it to the ground and stalks off into the forest, looking for something to kill. Hours later, a human picks up the tool, discovers that he can cut meat with it, and smiles in victory.

Weird choice of species. Neanderthals were probably smarter than us.

Some of us, undoubtedly.

[Speaker to Animals]

No. All of us. They possessed more brain matter per pound of body weight than homo sapiens.