Let's Riff on the next Tech/Social Revolution

[Alexander PhiAlipson]

All I got was a rock.

[Ph64]

All I got was a rock.

Hey, at least the rock can get tossed on a wall, and the rest is all biodegradable.

[Alexander PhiAlipson]

Hey, at least the rock can get tossed on a wall, and the rest is all biodegradable.

*Also useful for braining the autistic adult with the fidget spinner in the next cubicle.

[Speaker to Animals]

Single payer for oil. It's our only hope.

Venezuela led the way!

[SuburbanFarmer]

Yeah, pretty much every faggot around here bought one too. They are kind of a shibboleth separating faggots from the normal people.

Handheld gyroscope. What's not to love.

Another useless piece of crap that will be filling up trash dumps in the millions in a few years once the fad passes. But hey, what's a few tens of thousands of barrels of oil wasted on cheap plastic toys we'll fill landfills with, or maybe just dump in the ocean, etc...? Not like oil has any more important uses...

GAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHA (and on for pages)

You think fidget spinners would even register on the atomic scale against the total mass of plastics in this country? Come on, man.

Also, you get plastics separately from gasoline/diesel/kerosene/etc, in the refining process. It's a byproduct, not oil used specifically for that instead of fuel.

[Speaker to Animals]

[doc_loliday]

I just realized how genius fidget spinners are, the people that don't buy them feel great about themselves.

[DBTrek]

Impossible.

People can't be making money off the mass selling of geegaws and gadgets.
Not with the computer/AI revolution so close to pushing us all on permanent state welfare.
(Which will be provided to the non-productive masses by money faeries)


Don't let reality hold you up though. We have it on good authority from StA and countless other doomsayers that the end times are a mere 40 years away. I know when searching for apocalyptic prophecies with the highest probability of coming true, Canadian psychologists and meat-head Jesuits are #1 on my list of go-to sources.


Get ready everyone, it's the only answer! I mean, every other
generation weathered these challenges, but they were better than us!

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

God Almighty rather notoriously chooses unlikely prophets, you you can just take all that snark, sit on it and spin.

The end is sort of nigh.

[DBTrek]

God Almighty rather notoriously chooses unlikely prophets, you you can just take all that snark, sit on it and spin.

The end is sort of nigh.

If enough crackpots predict the end times consistently throughout the entirety of human history, then eventually the last ones will be right.
When the sun supernovas.

If StA and Dr. Y are your mouthpieces for God Almighty, I'll not naysay your faith in their infallible wisdom.
I'll simply let that faith speak for itself.