What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by DrYouth » Wed Dec 20, 2017 12:35 pm

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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by Speaker to Animals » Wed Dec 20, 2017 12:38 pm

I am an a Drow warrior who escaped from the man-hating underworld to become a ranger and fight for good, with my American bulldog by my side. Lawful Good. Patriarchy.

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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by Xenophon » Wed Dec 20, 2017 12:40 pm

DrYouth wrote:
Xenophon wrote:He should at least get a +3 buff for three turns. After that it can turn into a -3 debuff.
What about you Xenophon?

Your compass indicates you are likely Lawful trained under the Mercurians...
All this stuff is way over my head. My exposure to DnD is limited to that terrible early 2000s movie and video games.

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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by C-Mag » Wed Dec 20, 2017 12:43 pm

Kath wrote:I'd love to play but I know next to nothing about D&D.

#MeToo
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by DrYouth » Wed Dec 20, 2017 12:44 pm

Xenophon wrote: All this stuff is way over my head. My exposure to DnD is limited to that terrible early 2000s movie and video games.
So not a mage then...

Interested in Religion? .... cleric.... pick up your robes and mace over by the Chapel

Combat/Sports/Military History your thing? ... warrior.... report to the Armory then the Mess.

Trickery, Memes, Entrepreneurial shenanigans more down your ally? ... Rogues quarters next to the Market.
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by DrYouth » Wed Dec 20, 2017 12:46 pm

C-Mag wrote:
Kath wrote:I'd love to play but I know next to nothing about D&D.

#MeToo
Veteran Warrior obviously.

I'm going to go with Battle Axe, Chain Mail...

No love for the Gaians...
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by Speaker to Animals » Wed Dec 20, 2017 12:46 pm

Xenophon is a natural ranger too.

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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by DBTrek » Wed Dec 20, 2017 12:47 pm

Everyone who doesn’t know D&D or refuses to join in the thread is fair game for having class, alignment, race, and affiliations assigned to them by other forum members, intoxicated or otherwise.
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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by Speaker to Animals » Wed Dec 20, 2017 12:49 pm

DB is a bard regardless of his exposure to RPGs. It's undeniable.

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Re: What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

Post by DrYouth » Wed Dec 20, 2017 12:49 pm

I notice STA didn't dispute his Mage/Assassin assignment...

Feel free to reassign yourself if you do.

Human obviously... (I would be shocked otherwise).

Alignment?
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