Oregon: Pump Your Own Gas Crisis

[Penner]

It's been like 0 degrees here for weeks, which is when having someone pump your gas for you is nice.

Its currently 3 degrees here (tonight's lowest temp is -1. Tomorrow's high is going to be 5 degrees (at best) and they are saying that tomorrow's night's temp is going to be as low as -3 ) and with like -18 wind chills (tomorrow is supposed to be something like - 33 wind chills) and staying in my car so I don't have to pump my gas doesn't sound so bad.

And now the water mains are breaking from the prolonged deep freeze. Stay warm!

Yeah, that happened yesterday in another part of my hometown- we have to boil our water now. What is going in your neck of the woods/area? How was the "bomb cyclone"?

[Okeefenokee]

Ironically Oregon does attract the unwanted types simply because we take care of our people, we provide services to the homeless and jobless. The good for nothing other states simply make it illegal to not have a job but do nothing about unemployment, thus we wind up with an excess of down and outers, but we have many gas station jobs so it works out in the end.

Come to Oregon. Feel like a man. We're such helpless pussies we can't even pump gas.

Way to be the laughing stock of the fucking nation.

Let's trade Oregon for Honduras.

[The Conservative]

Ironically Oregon does attract the unwanted types simply because we take care of our people, we provide services to the homeless and jobless. The good for nothing other states simply make it illegal to not have a job but do nothing about unemployment, thus we wind up with an excess of down and outers, but we have many gas station jobs so it works out in the end.

Come to Oregon. Feel like a man. We're such helpless pussies we can't even pump gas.

Way to be the laughing stock of the fucking nation.

Let's trade Oregon for Honduras.

Too late, we already did that for Florida...

[TheReal_ND]

I'm not trading prime real estate for that shithole. If we can't have it no one can.

[Okeefenokee]

Hondurans are real men. They pump their own gas and everything.

Not like these castrated betas in fag land afraid of a fucking gas pump.

Will also trade for Toga.

[TheReal_ND]

I will consider Togo for Florida. That is on the table. Pure European countryside for Honduras? Fuck yourself.

[MilSpecs]

Its currently 3 degrees here (tonight's lowest temp is -1. Tomorrow's high is going to be 5 degrees (at best) and they are saying that tomorrow's night's temp is going to be as low as -3 ) and with like -18 wind chills (tomorrow is supposed to be something like - 33 wind chills) and staying in my car so I don't have to pump my gas doesn't sound so bad.

And now the water mains are breaking from the prolonged deep freeze. Stay warm!

Yeah, that happened yesterday in another part of my hometown- we have to boil our water now. What is going in your neck of the woods/area? How was the "bomb cyclone"?

Right now it's windy, bitter cold; around 0. High of 10 degrees tomorrow. We didn't get a large amount of snow - maybe 6 inches - but a lot of it blew back onto the roads after they were plowed. Then everything froze. This is about as bitterly cold as I can remember, and for longer. What's worse is that sleet and ice are on their way Monday or Tuesday. We're trying to get my dad out of the hospital and on his way to Texas before this next sleet/ice event happens, but the dr. thinks it will be Tuesday or so. I keep trying to tell the hospital that it's more dangerous for him to drive in an ice storm than it is to leave a day early, but so far I haven't been able to convince them.

A retirement in Savannah or Charleston is looking nicer every day. Even if I have to pump my own gas.

[K@th]

A retirement in Savannah or Charleston is looking nicer every day. Even if I have to pump my own gas.

Stay warm, GF. I remember a week+ of below zero a couple of decades ago --- It got to 40 one day and we were out in shorts and tank tops. Enjoy that part.

Brrrr... it got to 38 last night, and for South Florida, that's ridiculous. We haven't put the heater on, yet. That shit stinks after a couple of months of summer... can't imagine the stench after years... blech.

currently 12 blankets and quilts on the bed.

[Okeefenokee]

Stay away from Georgia, libshits.

[K@th]

What's wrong with Georgia? I love going there... been all over Georgia.