Meanwhile in Iraq & Syria

[Fife]

Ima go ahead and break this down. 2x900=1800 state of the art tomahawk missiles. Add in the rumor mill and we are looking at Gulf Storm redux right now. I'm so sorry if that happens to be a little bit more important than little puck puck skate with toothless Canadians.

Gimmie the Ingles redpill Por Favor on all that chicken scratch on your JPEG.

[Smitty-48]

It's still the worst part of the Caps team, but it's also the most improved part of their team over the last few years. Jones is dope, Werenski is good but overrated, the rest are a bag of pucks, including Jack Johnson. Washington has notably more depth on defense, this is pretty clear.

Depth of mediocrity; Orlov, Alzner, Orpik and Schmidt? I like Polak and Hunwick better than any of those guys, that bottom 4 is not better than Columbus', it's not even really better than the Leafs bottom 4.

I'm gonna laugh at whoever gives Alzner big money this summer, unless it's the Leafs, in which case I will be cursing Shanalamoriello, because Alzner is just a glorified Polak.

You sleep on Shattenkirk also. I certainly would not rather have the Leafs bottom 4 D, that's just silly.

Shattenkirk is just a glorified Jake Gardner, he's a liability five on five.

[kybkh]

Add at least two subs off the coast as well. Not to mention B-2s flying from K.C. and Diego Garcia. F-22s already are in the region. Ring of patriot missile batteries and aegis ship systems (any french or british boats nearby?).

[StCapps]

Shattenkirk is just a glorified Jake Gardner, he's a liability five on five.

Yeah but Shattenkirk is way better than Gardner, and Alzner is way better than Polak. Just because you have a poor man's version of their players on defense, doesn't mean you are near the Caps level. That's silliness.

Kadri ties it, you can breathe a tiny bit easier. Losing to the Lightning without Stamkos though, that would be typical Leafs.

[TheReal_ND]

I literally can't stop sucking dicks

That's 1800 tomahawks that fly at tree top level and destroy everything they are sent at. Parkers off the coast of Syria.

[StCapps]

I literally can't stop sucking dicks

That's 1800 tomahawks that fly at tree top level and destroy everything they are sent at. Parkers off the coast of Syria.

Saber rattling, nuke has never heard of it.

[Fife]

I literally can't stop sucking dicks

That's 1800 tomahawks that fly at tree top level and destroy everything they are sent at. Parkers off the coast of Syria.

Thanks, tree top.

[kybkh]

Seriously though Smitty, do you for one second believe Assad would give an order to use a Sarin gas bomb on such a seemingly unimportant target?

The only way I can begin to imagine him giving the go ahead on that type of attack is if he was targeting Baghdadi or the like.

My guess is a foreign actor infiltrated the Syrian air force and loaded a hot shell they had been supplied with for the FRAME!!!!

[kybkh]

Anybody want to guess how Putin reacts if 20-100 Russian soldiers are killed by US airstrikes?

[Smitty-48]

Shattenkirk is just a glorified Jake Gardner, he's a liability five on five.

Yeah but Shattenkirk is way better than Gardner, and Alzner is way better than Polak. Just because you have a poor man's version of their players on your bottom four D, doesn't mean you are near the Caps level. That's silliness.

Kadri ties it, you can breathe a tiny bit easier. Losing to the Lightning without Stamkos though, that would be typical Leafs.

Not really that far from the Caps level, there's nobody on the Caps D I would trade for nor sign, the Leafs are far from a Kieth and Seabrook, but so is Washington. Washington is actually no closer to that than the Leafs are.