Literal Odds and Ends

[Speaker to Animals]

Chainsaw-Mag did what??

[C-Mag]

Chainsaw-Mag did what??

I was 18 or 19. Logging, falling trees. Early one AM, first tree of the day. It was a Doug Fir, non-typical growth patterns. I fell the tree and hopped up on the butt to start limbing. The branches were odd shaped and twisted. I was cutting a limb with the top of the chainsaw bar, it twisted and knocked the running saw back into my leg, just below the knee. 27 stitches, could have been worse.

Back then I was, young, dumb and full of cum, as we'd say. It wasn't bleeding that much so I wrapped my handkerchief around it and worked til lunch time. When I went in for lunch, the boss sent me to the Doc.

[Speaker to Animals]

Chainsaw-Mag did what??

I was 18 or 19. Logging, falling trees. Early one AM, first tree of the day. It was a Doug Fir, non-typical growth patterns. I fell the tree and hopped up on the butt to start limbing. The branches were odd shaped and twisted. I was cutting a limb with the top of the chainsaw bar, it twisted and knocked the running saw back into my leg, just below the knee. 27 stitches, could have been worse.

Back then I was, young, dumb and full of cum, as we'd say. It wasn't bleeding that much so I wrapped my handkerchief around it and worked til lunch time. When I went in for lunch, the boss sent me to the Doc.

Probably only needed to pour some Tussin on it and get back to work.

[C-Mag]

I have some good stories, that I look back on now and think, how in the fuck did you do that or live to be a mature adult. I don't even tell some of them because they seem outlandish and made up.

[SuburbanFarmer]

I have some good stories, that I look back on now and think, how in the fuck did you do that or live to be a mature adult. I don't even tell some of them because they seem outlandish and made up.

I definitely should not have survived my 20s. Lol

[Speaker to Animals]

Why do we not celebrate Aaron Burr's Birthday as a federal holiday every 6 Feb? Something should be done to honor the man who ended the graft and corruption of Alexander Hamilton.

[Kath]

For Fife, compliments of Land of the Sticky Tables.

http://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/01/figh ... 6CKRMPonm0

[Fife]

For Fife, compliments of Land of the Sticky Tables.

http://thebitchywaiter.com/2019/01/figh ... 6CKRMPonm0

Seriously, who starts some shit at the WH?

Happy 2019, Kath, how's it going down there?

[Kath]

Happy 2019, Kath, how's it going down there?

Life could not be better for us, right now. How are you?

[TheReal_ND]

FOR ALL MY HOMMIES THAT BE ON THE GRIND AND BE COMPLAINING BOUT THM TRIFLIN ASS RATCHET HOES AND WHY THEY AINT GOT THAT MONEY ON LOCKDOWN LIKE DAMN NIGGA ARE YOU EVEN HUSTLIN??? KEEP IT ONE HUNDTED YALL