Smitty-48 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 16, 2021 6:46 pmit's like I had to light this little Millennial cockroach up in Hamilton
Capps got the Covid, so I bought him ten days worth of groceries, drove it down there to drop it off
I pull up outside his building, and there's this fucking pencil neck meter maid standing there
he says "don't make me give you a ticket"
for dropping off food to essential front line workers under quarantine ?
I went off on him, up one side of him and down the other, drill instructor fashion
by the end I asked, you still want to give me a ticket ?
he says, "no sir"
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Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty
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Brings a tear to my eye.
Father and son.
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty
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my wife is the one who sticks up for them, she's always coming to their defense
"don't pick on them, honey, they're just kids !"
I says quit being their lawyer, old enough to sass me, old enough to take their licks
"don't pick on them, honey, they're just kids !"
I says quit being their lawyer, old enough to sass me, old enough to take their licks
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Fucking Millennials
he's like a fucking teenager
I just smack him around most of the time, but I can't let him go hungry, that would be unmartial
I'll make him pay it off in yard work after the covid, chop-chop
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in fairness, I have made some progress sorting him out over the last year
he's getting more confident, coming out of his shell
plus I bought him a wardrobe, so he doesn't look like a homeless person anymore
I made him shave his head, he looks more gangster now
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Spiritual godfatherSmitty-48 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 16, 2021 7:17 pmin fairness, I have made some progress sorting him out over the last year
he's getting more confident, coming out of his shell
plus I bought him a wardrobe, so he doesn't look like a homeless person anymore
I made him shave his head, he looks more gangster now
You may redeem at least one member of the generation.
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty
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reflexive drill instructingDrYouth wrote: ↑Tue Mar 16, 2021 7:20 pmSpiritual godfatherSmitty-48 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 16, 2021 7:17 pmin fairness, I have made some progress sorting him out over the last year
he's getting more confident, coming out of his shell
plus I bought him a wardrobe, so he doesn't look like a homeless person anymore
I made him shave his head, he looks more gangster now
You may redeem at least one member of the generation.
he does at least click his heels together when tolt
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Still haven't managed to get him laid yet though...
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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yeah, he crashes and burns with chicks, still a work in progress
he meets the minimum requirement to roll with me tho
he's not small, he's not a candy ass, he doesn't back down to dudes, he can take care of himself
so I do have to stop & pop with somebody out of the truck, Capps is good to go, he'll have my back
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