Current US Military

[DrYouth]

it's like I had to light this little Millennial cockroach up in Hamilton

Capps got the Covid, so I bought him ten days worth of groceries, drove it down there to drop it off

I pull up outside his building, and there's this fucking pencil neck meter maid standing there

he says "don't make me give you a ticket"

for dropping off food to essential front line workers under quarantine ?

I went off on him, up one side of him and down the other, drill instructor fashion

by the end I asked, you still want to give me a ticket ?

he says, "no sir"

[DrYouth]

Capps got the Covid, so I bought him ten days worth of groceries, drove it down there to drop it off

Brings a tear to my eye.
Father and son.

[Smitty-48]

my wife is the one who sticks up for them, she's always coming to their defense

"don't pick on them, honey, they're just kids !"

I says quit being their lawyer, old enough to sass me, old enough to take their licks

[Smitty-48]

Capps got the Covid, so I bought him ten days worth of groceries, drove it down there to drop it off

Brings a tear to my eye.
Father and son.

Fucking Millennials

he's like a fucking teenager

I just smack him around most of the time, but I can't let him go hungry, that would be unmartial

I'll make him pay it off in yard work after the covid, chop-chop

[DrYouth]

I'll make him pay it off in yard work after the covid, chop-chop

[Smitty-48]

I'll make him pay it off in yard work after the covid, chop-chop

in fairness, I have made some progress sorting him out over the last year

he's getting more confident, coming out of his shell

plus I bought him a wardrobe, so he doesn't look like a homeless person anymore

I made him shave his head, he looks more gangster now

[DrYouth]

in fairness, I have made some progress sorting him out over the last year

he's getting more confident, coming out of his shell

plus I bought him a wardrobe, so he doesn't look like a homeless person anymore

I made him shave his head, he looks more gangster now

Spiritual godfather

You may redeem at least one member of the generation.

[Smitty-48]

in fairness, I have made some progress sorting him out over the last year

he's getting more confident, coming out of his shell

plus I bought him a wardrobe, so he doesn't look like a homeless person anymore

I made him shave his head, he looks more gangster now

Spiritual godfather

You may redeem at least one member of the generation.

reflexive drill instructing

he does at least click his heels together when tolt

[Montegriffo]

Still haven't managed to get him laid yet though...

[Smitty-48]

Still haven't managed to get him laid yet though...

yeah, he crashes and burns with chicks, still a work in progress

he meets the minimum requirement to roll with me tho

he's not small, he's not a candy ass, he doesn't back down to dudes, he can take care of himself

so I do have to stop & pop with somebody out of the truck, Capps is good to go, he'll have my back