Meanwhile in Iraq & Syria

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Re: Meanwhile in Iraq & Syria

Post by SilverEagle » Wed Apr 26, 2017 1:58 pm

Martin Hash wrote:They wear it all the time. (And only missionary sex.)
Not for me. I enjoy nailing my wife from behind and smacking her ass, oh and she loves it too! I like it when she rides me and and every other position. Yep being a Mormon is not for me or my wife.
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Post by Speaker to Animals » Wed Apr 26, 2017 2:03 pm

SilverEagle wrote:
Martin Hash wrote:They wear it all the time. (And only missionary sex.)
Not for me. I enjoy nailing my wife from behind and smacking her ass, oh and she loves it too! I like it when she rides me and and every other position. Yep being a Mormon is not for me or my wife.
I am pretty sure Mormons can do that too, and if a Mormon's wife doesn't like getting smacked on the ass, he can just get second one who does.

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Post by Okeefenokee » Wed Apr 26, 2017 10:03 pm

The kids drive down to Vegas to get married so they can have sex, then get it annulled and think they pulled a fast one on God.
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Re: Meanwhile in Iraq & Syria

Post by Ex-California » Thu Apr 27, 2017 6:14 am

Maybe its the lack of caffeine, alcohol, and nicotine, but a lot of them are smoking hot.
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Post by SuburbanFarmer » Thu Apr 27, 2017 6:22 am

California wrote:Maybe its the lack of caffeine, alcohol, and nicotine, but a lot of them are smoking hot.
Probably just the fact that they dress like grown-ups.... erm, except that freaky underwear thing.
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Post by Okeefenokee » Thu Apr 27, 2017 6:50 am

I was up in Salt Lake a few weeks ago, and I remember noticing a distinct lack of eye candy on the streets.

It must be the fashion. Their clothes don't seem to accentuate any features.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.

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Re: Meanwhile in Iraq & Syria

Post by Xenophon » Thu Apr 27, 2017 7:01 am

I'll just leave this here:


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Post by SuburbanFarmer » Thu Apr 27, 2017 7:06 am

Xenophon wrote:I'll just leave this here:

:shock: Haram.
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Re: Meanwhile in Iraq & Syria

Post by TheReal_ND » Thu Apr 27, 2017 2:53 pm

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Developments April 27
What's an Aleppo addition:
>Damascus Intl Airport rocked by series of blasts
>N Hama:SAA recaptures Al-Massasnah & Zullaqiat villages
>DeZ:SAA gains 400m in cemetery
>SAA takes control of Al-Sha’er Gas Fields in Palmyra
>Kurdish forces call for no-fly zone in N Syria,destroy 4 turkish tanks
>Saudis get ready to attack Yemeni port-Hudaydah, drop flyers asking pop to not cooperate with Houthis
>Iraqi forces seize ancient site of Hatra from IS
>US launches Minuteman III ICBM to show ‘nuclear capabilities’ amid N. Korea tensions
>HTS offensive on last position of SAA in Al-Manishiyah District(Daara) faild
>French 'inteligence' beats UK's "planes take off and fly" release CW report to blame Assad
The report compares 2013 attack that reads:sarin filled hand grenades dropped from a helicopter, Syria denined
Report refuses to acknowlege IS ties, nor jihadists using chemical weapons against kurds in Aleppo & elsewhere

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Re: Meanwhile in Iraq & Syria

Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu Apr 27, 2017 2:57 pm

Xenophon wrote:I'll just leave this here:


Hmmm... Facebook? Or nah?