Oregon: Pump Your Own Gas Crisis

[Smitty-48]

Again, I get that jealousy vibe, like we have a really nice car and you're driving a piece of shit, but you're trying to make me feel bad about it by criticizing how luxurious it is, lol.

Yeah, ah, no, I'll pump my own gas, I drive a pretty nice car, I don't want some panhandler touching it, even if said panhandler has been approved by the bureaucrats, but thanks anyways.

[JohnDonne]

Okay, that's cool where you're at but don't try it here.

Would be impossible for a police officer to know if you're an out of stater or a potential terrorist trying to access explosive materials and he may simply have to shoot first and ask questions later.

[Smitty-48]

No worries, wouldn't go to Oregon, it's a rainy shithole full of hipster faggots, panhandlers, and drug addicts.

If I'm traveling to the USA, Oregon is not on the itinerary, Free States in the Sun Belt, or feggit about it.

[JohnDonne]

That's okay, we don't need more people. We have hipster faggots galore pining to come where you are though.

[Smitty-48]

That's okay, we don't need more people. We have hipster faggots galore pining to come where you are though.

For unskilled labour, we prefer temporary foreign workers from the third world, we don't need good for nothing Americans who expect to be paid to pump gas.

[K@th]

If I'm traveling to the USA, Oregon is not on the itinerary, Free States in the Sun Belt, or feggit about it.

If you get to S Florida, stop by and say hi. We've got a fully stocked bar and a swimming pool. I'll cook.

[K@th]

Still failing to see a downside lol, other than people won’t know how to pump their own gas, but turns out we covered that by hiring technicians to do it. .

Technicians? lmao.

I started pumping gas at around 12 or 13. Of course, I had to go to 50 hours of classes on gas pumping safety, but once I had my certificate, I was good to go.

[Speaker to Animals]

LMFAO

They call them technicians!?

OMFG you can't make this shit up.

Do these people really believe pumping gas is dangerous? Is this real?

[Speaker to Animals]

[K@th]

This is a gem.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/pos ... 69f1536d01

Proponents of the bill argued that it’s impractical for businesses in rural counties to have staff available to fuel vehicles 24 hours a day, so drivers in need of fuel after business hours usually have to call state police for assistance. Police would then bring a small amount of fuel and ask the operator of the closest gas station to open.