What if the forum was a D&D campaign?

[Smitty-48]

I seem to remember this being the reason why I never played this game in the first place, some nerd beat me in a "fight" simply by the roll of the dice, and then he smirked at me with a little too much satisfaction, so I gave him a shot in the mouth, not too hard, just a tap really, but they all freaked out, they didn't like the rules of the locker room, down in nerd world.

I just lolled myself silly imagining this situation.

This is why my D&D days ended by ninth grade...

The divide between nerds and non-nerds was getting to deep.

But it was a good run until then....

I secretly kept creating scenarios and characters and back stories... but I didn't like the nerds enough to play with them.

And maybe just not enough courage to own my nerd... who knows?

I didn't have anything against the nerds, I was a social butterfly, I would hang out with anybody, but they didn't want me around, they took their shit real seriously, whereas I was just joking around, at the same time they were actually really lippy, so I would just give em' a smack for it once n' awhile, Eye-talian style, but they didn't like that neither.

[SuburbanFarmer]

I seem to remember this being the reason why I never played this game in the first place, some nerd beat me in a "fight" simply by the roll of the dice, and then he smirked at me with a little too much satisfaction, so I gave him a shot in the mouth, not too hard, just a tap really, but they all freaked out, they didn't like the rules of the locker room, down in nerd world.

I just lolled myself silly imagining this situation.

This is why my D&D days ended by ninth grade...

The divide between nerds and non-nerds was getting to deep.

But it was a good run until then....

I secretly kept creating scenarios and characters and back stories... but I didn't like the nerds enough to play with them.

And maybe just not enough courage to own my nerd... who knows?

I didn't have anything against the nerds, I was a social butterfly, I would hang out with anybody, but they didn't want me around, they took their shit seriously, I was just joking around, at the same time they were actually really lippy, so I would just give em' a smack for it, Eye-talian style, but they didn't like that neither.

So basically, you just physically assaulted nerds when you were around them.

[Smitty-48]

I just lolled myself silly imagining this situation.

This is why my D&D days ended by ninth grade...

The divide between nerds and non-nerds was getting to deep.

But it was a good run until then....

I secretly kept creating scenarios and characters and back stories... but I didn't like the nerds enough to play with them.

And maybe just not enough courage to own my nerd... who knows?

I didn't have anything against the nerds, I was a social butterfly, I would hang out with anybody, but they didn't want me around, they took their shit seriously, I was just joking around, at the same time they were actually really lippy, so I would just give em' a smack for it, Eye-talian style, but they didn't like that neither.

So basically, you just physically assaulted nerds when you were around them.

I grew up in Corso Italia, giving people a smack wasn't an "assault", where the Eye-talians come from at least.

[DBTrek]

So basically, you just physically assaulted nerds when you were around them.

That’s what I got from the story.

[Smitty-48]

Please, I didn't even get out of my chair, wasn't a real punch, just a little smack in the mouth; ayyo, smarten up. The kid was actually bigger than me, he was nerdy, but he was a biggun.

[Speaker to Animals]

That's what happens when you fail your initiative check.

[Montegriffo]

What about Monte?

A bard?

He juggles... he must be a bard.

True, I do write the best limericks and tell the best jokes but I also build seige weapons and don't shirk from conflict.

How about warrior jester?

I was going to punk gigs and chasing posh totty while you nerds were playing D+D so you'll have to catch me up on the options.

Definately join you as a follower of Gaia.

[Smitty-48]

The D&D nerds at my school, they weren't like retarded kids in wheelchairs, it wasn't Timmy from South Park, they were more like "Trench Coat Mafia" nerds, like Columbine style, they were actually sort of cocky, they thought they were "menacing" or something.

[C-Mag]

I’ll make an easy call here:
De O - Druid.
True Neutral.
Not interested in the conflicts of man.
Appears from wilderness to utter unfathomable edicts before retreating back into obscurity.

I was trying to think of who would be a Druid.

Ooky was probably a druid...

But she didn't make it out of that legendary battle during the destruction of Lord Carlin's keep.
Lots of carnage that day.

Deep Scars, she's still shell shocked, pretty sure she still has the jitters every time the name of the POTUS is uttered.

[C-Mag]

Ok...

Here it is so far.

DrY: Mage/cleric, half elf, Neutral Good, Gaian, Mace of confusion
GCF: Mage/Rogue, wood elf, CG, atheist
Kath: Warrior, CG, Mercury. Whip, leather
Smitty: Ranger, +5 stick, Dragon shape shifter, LN, War god
STA: Ranger, Drow, LG
C-Mag: Warrior, LG Battle Axe, Chain mail, Mercury
Xenophon: Ranger, LG, Mercury
DB: Rogue/Bard, CG
Capps: Warrior, Dwarf, N, Mercury
DeO: Druid, N
Bjorn: Mage, half elf, LN, Atheist
Clubgop: Paladin elf, NG, Mercury

I'm good with what I have. If someone has a better weapon than me, I'll just take it after they surrender, or die.
War trophies ya know.