Trojan condoms?
When you give her one she will take it inside where it will open up and let out your little soldiers?
Only safe for entry via the rear gatehouse IMO.
Montegriffo wrote: Sat Aug 25, 2018 3:30 am
Trojan condoms?
When you give her one she will take it inside where it will open up and let out your little soldiers?
Only safe for entry via the rear gatehouse IMO.
Better than a portcullis gate crashing down on said willie or even worse hot pitch.
Montegriffo wrote: Sat Aug 25, 2018 3:40 am
Front holes, back holes and murder holes.
No wonder today's youth doesn't lose its virginity until they are 26.
Montegriffo wrote: Sat Aug 25, 2018 3:30 am
Trojan condoms?
When you give her one she will take it inside where it will open up and let out your little soldiers?
Only safe for entry via the rear gatehouse IMO.
Incorrect.
Always carry a little bottle of habanero sauce. Pour it into the used condom and leave it sitting in the trash can to tempt her. The habanero sauce kills the little buggers on contact, and if she tries to spermjack you, you definitely will find out in a hilarious ER trip.