Happy Birthday !

[C-Mag]

lol, thanks

big two-nine this year, last birthday of my 20s

Dude! You're only 29
You Rock, you come across with the wisdom of someone much older.

Just use protection when you celebrate

[Montegriffo]

Trojan condoms?
When you give her one she will take it inside where it will open up and let out your little soldiers?
Only safe for entry via the rear gatehouse IMO.

[HarryK]

Trojan condoms?
When you give her one she will take it inside where it will open up and let out your little soldiers?
Only safe for entry via the rear gatehouse IMO.

Better than a portcullis gate crashing down on said willie or even worse hot pitch.

[Montegriffo]

Front holes, back holes and murder holes.
No wonder today's youth doesn't lose its virginity until they are 26.

[HarryK]

Front holes, back holes and murder holes.
No wonder today's youth doesn't lose its virginity until they are 26.

[C-Mag]

Trojan condoms?
When you give her one

I'm going to have to be more obvious next time.

[Speaker to Animals]

Trojan condoms?
When you give her one she will take it inside where it will open up and let out your little soldiers?
Only safe for entry via the rear gatehouse IMO.

Incorrect.

Always carry a little bottle of habanero sauce. Pour it into the used condom and leave it sitting in the trash can to tempt her. The habanero sauce kills the little buggers on contact, and if she tries to spermjack you, you definitely will find out in a hilarious ER trip.

[pineapplemike]

Dude! You're only 29
You Rock, you come across with the wisdom of someone much older.

Happy Birthday, sir!

Actually, I assumed you were much older. You’re a wise dude.

haha thanks dudes I just try to follow this advice,

Just use protection when you celebrate

birth control baby!

*no-baby

[Speaker to Animals]

Happy Birthday USAF! 71 years young and still the bomb!

[Speaker to Animals]

One of my old jets flying over what looks like Far East Cannon.