BASED Americans are NEW royalty SUCK IT snowflakes

[Speaker to Animals]

Just admit it, you'd love your own Royal family.

No, the voyeurs wouldn't. If the royals were boring they'd be no fun. We are at liberty to elevate whoever's the most entertaining to be the "royalty of the moment". Makes no difference whether they're Kennedys, Brangelina or Jenners. When they cease to be fun we toss them on the heap of has-beens and look for our next candidate.

That's what I mean, Desperate to have your own Royal family.

Aren't the Kardashians your current faux royalty?

Duck Dynasty

[C-Mag]

No, the voyeurs wouldn't. If the royals were boring they'd be no fun. We are at liberty to elevate whoever's the most entertaining to be the "royalty of the moment". Makes no difference whether they're Kennedys, Brangelina or Jenners. When they cease to be fun we toss them on the heap of has-beens and look for our next candidate.

That's what I mean, Desperate to have your own Royal family.

Aren't the Kardashians your current faux royalty?

Absolutely. But we can move on/upgrade at any time. We're not stuck with dour old Charles who isn't very entertaining. When his nonagenarian dad is more fun, it's a bad sign.

Fuck that. I guess the idiot masses in the US might like following the Kardashian Klan, but not anyone with a single original thought between their ears. The Kardashians are poison.

[C-Mag]

No, the voyeurs wouldn't. If the royals were boring they'd be no fun. We are at liberty to elevate whoever's the most entertaining to be the "royalty of the moment". Makes no difference whether they're Kennedys, Brangelina or Jenners. When they cease to be fun we toss them on the heap of has-beens and look for our next candidate.

That's what I mean, Desperate to have your own Royal family.

Aren't the Kardashians your current faux royalty?

Duck Dynasty

I don't like them either.