Local news

[Ex-California]

I love local news. Car chases and hot weather girls

Do you have different girls for cold weather then? That is so decadent.

[Okeefenokee]

Yanet or GTFO,

Hand the rabbit ears over okee. It's not worth it.

Also, you have a thread for El Paso news already.

No, no, no, that's the El Paso in the news thread. This thread is about news in El Paso. Totally different.

[TheReal_ND]

I can't find my Swedish Muslim in a hijab pic doing the weather but it's totally applicable. It's here somewhere. Good luck finding it on google lol

[Ex-California]

Yanet or GTFO,

Hand the rabbit ears over okee. It's not worth it.

Also, you have a thread for El Paso news already.

No, no, no, that's the El Paso in the news thread. This thread is about news in El Paso. Totally different.

Yanet's learning English. She'll be in LA soon

[TheReal_ND]

I just noticed that was an ozzyman review. I love those.

[Ex-California]

I just noticed that was an ozzyman review. I love those.

That one might be his finest work

[Speaker to Animals]

Yanet or GTFO,

Hand the rabbit ears over okee. It's not worth it.

Also, you have a thread for El Paso news already.

No, no, no, that's the El Paso in the news thread. This thread is about news in El Paso. Totally different.

We need to fast track these poor women to mass migrate to the US.

[TheReal_ND]

Ok Gavin

[Okeefenokee]

Yanet or GTFO,

Hand the rabbit ears over okee. It's not worth it.

Also, you have a thread for El Paso news already.

No, no, no, that's the El Paso in the news thread. This thread is about news in El Paso. Totally different.

We need to fast track these poor women to mass migrate to the US.

Makes me wish I was a rich fundamentalist Mormon.

[de officiis]

Is hilarious.

I just turned on the t.v. and plugged in the rabbit ears, and first thing I see is a reporter in the field telling me it's windy outside, as if I didn't know that the second I stepped out the door.

Then he says something like, "do renters need renter insurance in case of wind damage? tune in for our report at nine." I don't know if I can handle that kind of suspense.

Next story was about a bank robbery. That's pretty cool. It's like I'm in an action movie. I'm just an extra on the other side of town, but still.

Some dude stabbed his wife to death and police tracked him down hiding in a canal.

Ringo Star is coming to El Paso. They're gonna tell me when and how to get tickets after the break.

There's another special report tonight at nine about the road construction on the ten the west side. At least half the city drives through there on a daily basis, and it's been like that for over two years, so I don't think there's anyone who doesn't know about it, but I'm interested to see what they have to report.

Oh, and commercials. Actually, this t.v. hasn't been turned on since the superbowl.

I suspect that as a nation, we may have been happier when the news was available two or three times a day and the stations went off the air at 11 pm or midnight. At some point, it's just filler/garbage.