Jobs

[Speaker to Animals]

Oh, my bad. It's hard to keep your slang straight.

One of my favorite films:

[Montegriffo]

Got bored waiting for that to load, going to assume it's Snatch. Worst accent since Dick van Dyke's chimney sweep in Mary Poppins. Snatch is funny though so we can agree on that.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Pimp Monty's ride.




Also, there were a couple other funny ones from that director - Lock, Stock, and 2 Smoking Barrels, for instance.

[Montegriffo]

Guy Ritchie, used to shag Madonna before she became a drag Queen.

Call me Monty again and I am going to find out how far you can insert a pool cue into a Commie Cat Face.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Guy Ritchie, used to shag Madonna before she became a drag Queen.

Call me Monty again and I am going to find out how far you can insert a pool cue into a Commie Cat Face.

You're cute when you're angry.

[Montegriffo]

Lets move it to the camp Chairman Meow.......
Lest your CND nonsense puts us too far behind.

[Speaker to Animals]

WTF, Monty. Guy Ritchie is not a tranny.

[SuburbanFarmer]

WTF, Monty. Guy Ritchie is not a tranny.

Can't trust a thing that comes out of Monty's face, really. Goddamn Franks.

[Speaker to Animals]

Guy Ritchie is one of the most underrated directors out there. His ability to capture fight scenes, in particular, is top notch.

[Speaker to Animals]

He showed Sherlock Holmes in a cage fight, fighting Wing Chun style, to the tune of the Rocky Road to Dublin, performed by The Dubliners.

You cannot fuck with that. That's genius.