Jobs

[Montegriffo]

Just checked my inbox and I have a request for a CV (resume) before arranging an interview for that TV celeb' job. Bugger, more work. I have never been good at keeping it up to date and I am so far behind I may as well start again. Might have to write that small book after all.

Just sent off my CV. Managed to keep it down to two pages and was intentionally vague about dates etc.

[TheReal_ND]

We all have to sell ourselves. Art of the Deal.

[TheReal_ND]

Just checked my inbox and I have a request for a CV (resume) before arranging an interview for that TV celeb' job. Bugger, more work. I have never been good at keeping it up to date and I am so far behind I may as well start again. Might have to write that small book after all.

Dude I can fire you off a resume for low cost. I'm really good at them. However, in the current market what impresses people the most is prior employment advocacy. Like actual references.

[Montegriffo]

Just checked my inbox and I have a request for a CV (resume) before arranging an interview for that TV celeb' job. Bugger, more work. I have never been good at keeping it up to date and I am so far behind I may as well start again. Might have to write that small book after all.

Dude I can fire you off a resume for low cost. I'm really good at them. However, in the current market what impresses people the most is prior employment advocacy. Like actual references.

I was just going to fire a huge list of jobs I've done in no particular order whilst trying not to look like someone who can't hold down a job for more than 6 months.
I'm putting it off till the last minute just like scule.

[Montegriffo]

Got a long list of previous employers who will say what ever I want them to luckily.

[atanamis]

Got a long list of previous employers who will say what ever I want them to luckily.

In that case, tell them to say nice things. Employers like to hear nice things from prior employers!

[Montegriffo]

Got a long list of previous employers who will say what ever I want them to luckily.

In that case, tell them to say nice things. Employers like to hear nice things from prior employers!

Oh yes, two of my best friends are ex employers, I won't even have to tell them.

[Montegriffo]

I really need a job now so I can stop spamming this place up and let someone else get a word in.

[Speaker to Animals]

Or you can just marry a piker chick and make a living off stealing tourist's cameras and purses. You are already halfway there, though you probably need to upgrade to a proper caravan.

[Montegriffo]

Or you can just marry a piker chick and make a living off stealing tourist's cameras and purses. You are already halfway there, though you probably need to upgrade to a proper caravan.

The word is pikey.
Comes from travelling the turn pikes (toll roads)
And that's just not nice.....