Lessons Learned From Ancient Toilets

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Lessons Learned From Ancient Toilets

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Lessons Learned From Ancient Toilets
"We used to think there were no toilets in {Roman} peoples' private homes, that if they used facilities in the high empire, they used public facilities that were associated with bath buildings, or near the amphitheater. But now, we understand that everybody did have a private house toilet. Only those were cesspit toilets… But Romans knew how to make flush toilets. They could have had house flush toilets, but they chose not to. Except for public ones — multi-seater toilets where up to 60 to 100 people sat around a room on open holes — those were flush toilets."
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"What is interesting is that Romans didn't have sewer traps, and they didn't have the systems that we have connecting our modern toilets to sewers, and they were really afraid to put their house toilets connected to the sewer system.
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"So instead they, once a year, roughly, maybe, excavated their own house toilets into the garden and raised their vegetables on the human excrement from the house. Or, they sold the contents of their house toilets — it was a commodity that you could sell to a guy going by with a wagon calling out, 'Looking for your excrement,' who would then collect from your cesspit the excrement to bring it to more commercial agriculture in the nearby city."
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"Of course, the Romans didn’t understand germs. They are also a people of extreme superstitions, and fear of sitting on a toilet with a sewer connection was something very real to them… Because they believed in demons that lived in dark, dirty places, and because, occasionally — as you were sitting on those public toilets over a real sewer — buildup of methodic gasses would cause a fire to burst through the seats of the toilet :shock: … Or, rats would crawl out of them and bite you.
Yeah, so your toilet...

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lol

The toilet monster wants to eat my poo

t. Roman idiot
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Amazing what a little curve in a pipe can accomplish.
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In China many toilet pipes don't have that U shape so a lot of restaurants and public places smell like human shit. I've never been there so this is what I've been told.
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On my wife's first day in school in NYC, the teacher welcomed her to our country, and asked what was her favorite thing about America.

"Indoor plumbing!"
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Okeefenokee wrote:On my wife's first day in school in NYC, the teacher welcomed her to our country, and asked what was her favorite thing about America.

"Indoor plumbing!"
Where is she from?
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GrumpyCatFace wrote:
Okeefenokee wrote:On my wife's first day in school in NYC, the teacher welcomed her to our country, and asked what was her favorite thing about America.

"Indoor plumbing!"
Where is she from?
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I lived in the Caribbean for a year and even took Caribbean history while I was in school there and I still think you're making that island up.
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TheReal_ND wrote:I lived in the Caribbean for a year and even took Caribbean history while I was in school there and I still think you're making that island up.
:lol:

Maybe she is. Could be a honey pot scheme. I've never been there.

Should I be worried? Is it the Russians?
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Nah, I knew a couple guys in the Army who did deployments there.

One guy told me about a time he was walking around with a local guide, and he asked where to throw away a plastic bottle. The guide indignantly took the empty bottle from his hand and threw it on the ground.
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