Crazy Stuff Found 'Round the Internet

[Okeefenokee]

Him a good boy.

http://themiamigazette.com/hero-pitbull ... intruders/

[Speaker to Animals]

Looks like fake news in hindsight.

[pineapplemike]

"Procrastination and laziness, give me blindness over that any day of the week", said the blind black-belt-karate-magician. Ouch.

[Okeefenokee]

"Procrastination and laziness, give me blindness over that any day of the week", said the blind black-belt-karate-magician. Ouch.

cool

[pineapplemike]

[Mercury]

YPSILANTI TOWNSHIP, MI - Police are looking for a man wanted in a sexual assault that took place inside an Ypsilanti Township Walmart.

A woman was waiting in line at the MoneyGram desk in the store at 2515 Ellsworth Road when a man bumped into her several times about 6:10 p.m. July 31, according to the Washtenaw County Sheriff's Office.

The woman moved away from him, but police believe he masturbated near the woman and ejaculated on her dress.

The suspect is described as a medium-complected Hispanic man, about 17 to 25 years old and 5-feet, 3-inches to 5-feet, 5-inches tall. He was wearing a brown shirt with khaki shorts, and his hair was long on top, buzzed on the sides and pulled into a pony tail, police say.

He wore a throw blanket over his waist.

http://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/ind ... _assa.html

[Speaker to Animals]

Helpful site that will calculate how many camels your woman is worth so you don't get ripped off by those Arab hagglers.

http://kamelrechner.eu/en/female

[SuburbanFarmer]

[SuburbanFarmer]

[SuburbanFarmer]

I ran into one of these guys once. Unbelievable.

The first part is easy to spot, just a series of fake shuffles. The second part is the smoothest under-deal I've ever seen. The third part...



EDIT: At 4:40, he starts moving the kings to the top, cards are marked somehow. But fuck if I can see how he's managing all 4 of them.