Happy Fourth from Silent Cal

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DBTrek
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Happy 4th!
"Hey varmints, don't mess with a guy that's riding a buffalo"
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Fife wrote:
Okeefenokee wrote:
Fife wrote:

What did Evel Knievel say/sing when his the front axle on his stunt bike broke?
ouch, my balls
You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel
good one.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.

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just noticed the pattern on field 14.

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GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.

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Happy 4th! I read a bunch of the speech in OP until I got bored and my short attention span sent me elsewhere

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Lit up like the 4th I'm a happy drunk come to papa big momma 'cause your
Daddy's drunk I want to pump pump it up like the Goodyear blimp
Make you hokka for a dollar that's the way I pimp gold links and minks and shrimp
Dinners on the bayou them is all of the things that ain't gonna buy you
It's like one of them freak things hit it once maybe every couple week things I got no love
I got no riches I don't roll vogues and I ain't got switches, I got no game,
I can't reward you, but if you want a long one, baby
I got one for ya'

This is your shot
I got one for ya'
This is your shot
Uh-huh, check it
"Hey varmints, don't mess with a guy that's riding a buffalo"