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My daughter got in my dog's face when they were playing and he bit her pretty good on the face. I think she needs stitches. Any ideas on how to lie to Urgent Care so the State doesn't try and take my dog away?
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How old is the dog?
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Condolences, man.
And no. A medical professional will probably be able to identify a dog bite, don't you think?
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California wrote:My daughter got in my dog's face when they were playing and he bit her pretty good on the face. I think she needs stitches. Any ideas on how to lie to Urgent Care so the State doesn't try and take my dog away?
Man, sorry to hear that.

I think if this is the first incident with your dog it is fine though... but I'm not positive.
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Hastur wrote:How old is the dog?
7
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I never reported dog bites in the ER.
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Shit happens. Have you done any work on Bite Inhibition? Mast of the time it comes naturally but it can be taught, even to older dogs.
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1 - Move out of California, goofball.

2 - Tell them you bit her face.

3 - Say it was a stray dog that wandered into your yard

4 - Get off the fucking website, and take care of your daughter. :lol:
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GrumpyCatFace wrote:1 - Move out of California, goofball.

2 - Tell them you bit her face.

3 - Say it was a stray dog that wandered into your yard

4 - Get off the fucking website, and take care of your daughter. :lol:
Points 1, 3, and 4 is what I was going to say.
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I posted in the waiting room from my phone while my wife is holding her haha
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