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[Speaker to Animals]

Speaking of jail. 35 to life lol

He's fucked. Lots of dudes in there are going to try to take him down for the reputation.

[TheReal_ND]

Going to have to kill a dude or two. Or just commissary out for eight years.

[TheReal_ND]

Why doesn't SSU post anymore?

[SuburbanFarmer]

Did he have prior offenses? How did he get a life sentence without killing her?

Inb4 white knighting.

[TheReal_ND]

He beat up a hooker/porn "star"

His prior was his MMA certification. Lethal weapons.

[Speaker to Animals]

He didn't just beat her up. He kidnapped her and the guy she was fucking. He beat both of them to a pulp, and was about to execute them when the girl managed to get away.

Two counts of felony assault, kidnapping, and probably a list of other crimes they could come up with.. Dude is gone.

[Fife]

[Speaker to Animals]

It really loosens up the tension in your back.

[Okeefenokee]

He didn't just beat her up. He kidnapped her and the guy she was fucking. He beat both of them to a pulp, and was about to execute them when the girl managed to get away.

Two counts of felony assault, kidnapping, and probably a list of other crimes they could come up with.. Dude is gone.

Nevada,

Machine was convicted in March on 29 of 34 counts brought by the district attorney’s office, which included sexual assault, kidnapping and coercion in connection with an August 2014 attack of Mack and Thomas at her home in Las Vegas.
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/prosecutor ... ck-assault

California,

On October 30, 1982, Dunne was strangled by her ex-boyfriend, John Thomas Sweeney, in the driveway of her West Hollywood home and went into a coma. She never regained consciousness and died five days later. In a controversial court case, Sweeney was convicted of voluntary manslaughter in Dunne's death and served three and a half years in prison. Dunne was 22 years old when she died.

[TheReal_ND]

I don't like it either but the aggies were right. Just bite the bullet fam.