What is politically wrong with cargo shorts?

[TheReal_ND]

Cargo shorts are the ultimate utilitarian shorts for the man on the go. Everyone in America seems to knock them though. Are we not utilitarian peoples? Can we not demand mobility and comfort without sacrificing pockets? I want to know why cargo shorts aren't the most redpilled way to attire. Frankly when I see a man wearing cargo shorts I give him a knowing nod of approval, him being a worthy ally or advisory. When you see a man in cargo shorts with six pockets you know you are dealing with a well rounded individual that has good taste.

[SuburbanFarmer]

I like cargo shorts. Fight the power.

[TheReal_ND]

Man of good taste. Man of good taste. When shtf us cargo short brethren will have each other's back.

[Speaker to Animals]

I wear them in the summer, but I carry shit in them, like the first aid kit and the dog bags.

[TheReal_ND]

I carry rags from work or handkerchiefs to stuff my pockets and make it look like I'm carrying things. Honestly though, I don't really use first aid outside of a dirty rag. If it's making me feverish I might put some alcohol on it.

[Smitty-48]

I'll wear cargo shorts, but never for golf. That ain't right.

[TheReal_ND]

Where do you keep your balls, cuck pants?

[Martin Hash]

Cargo shorts are for all occasions. (I did 'shrooms in them.)

[TheReal_ND]

Degenerates out.

[Smitty-48]

Where do you keep your balls, cuck pants?

It's bad etiquette to carry a spare ball, leave them in the bag. That's what Caddies are for.