United Airlines beats the shit out of passenger

[Smitty-48]

but at the price you're paying and the MPG you're getting you might as well get a fullsize truck

Preach. Don't let your woman put your balls in a jar, get a truck, and walk tall, life is too short, for a fuckin' minivan.

[de officiis]

Go retro

[Montegriffo]

Fuckimg Top Gear did an episode with a sorry minivan where helmet guy outran motorcycles but for the life of me I never could find the YouTube when I tried searching for it before. I want to say it was a Mazda. It was honestly moving pretty well.

Are you thinking of when Sabine Schmitz took a Ford Transit around the Nurburgring trying to get under 10 mins. Fucking hillarious as a blond bird in a van overtook Porches and motorbikes.

[TheReal_ND]

Nah. I'm thinking of the stig performing a car chase against motorcycles through a city in a minivan.

[Montegriffo]

Nah. I'm thinking of the stig performing a car chase against motorcycles through a city in a minivan.

Huh, I don't remember that one. I've seen every episode at least 3 times each too. You have me curious now, you will have to find it for me.....

[Speaker to Animals]

I bet you could get one of those 2000s mini coopers for about 5k and mod that thing with another 5k for some decent performance at 10k.

[TheReal_ND]

I bet that would make you a gay

Nah. I'm thinking of the stig performing a car chase against motorcycles through a city in a minivan.

Huh, I don't remember that one. I've seen every episode at least 3 times each too. You have me curious now, you will have to find it for me.....

Nah. Anyway it could be from the shitty American version. We did a stig too iirc. Just some random scene that I always remembered for some reason.

[Montegriffo]

I bet that would make you a gay

Nah. I'm thinking of the stig performing a car chase against motorcycles through a city in a minivan.

Huh, I don't remember that one. I've seen every episode at least 3 times each too. You have me curious now, you will have to find it for me.....

Nah. Anyway it could be from the shitty American version. We did a stig too iirc. Just some random scene that I always remembered for some reason.

Could be, I only ever saw a couple of the American Top Gears. That really sucked, are they still making it?

[Speaker to Animals]

What could you do with this?

https://www.cargurus.com/Cars/l-Used-MI ... =172648083



Seems to me you there are some decent mods out there for them.

http://www.promini.com/technical/improv ... rmance.php

[TheReal_ND]

I got rid of my wrx and got a jeep but now I want a mini

Are you twelve?

Anyway working on minis are a nightmare. Have fun with that.

That really sucked, are they still making it?

No clue. I hope not. History channel lel