Meme Thread for Memes and other assorted Lulz

[Montegriffo]

Every cat you love would murder you in your sleep if it were 20 lbs heavier.

Having a pet cat is like having a pet tarantula.

Get a bird or a dog, pervert.

Dogs are for needy people.
Independent people have cats.
Birds are for the birds.

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Dogs are for [] people.

Full stop.

Only sociopaths like cats.

[The Conservative]

Dogs are for [] people.

Full stop.

Only sociopaths like cats.

And?

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Dogs are for [] people.

Full stop.

Only sociopaths like cats.

And?

Only deranged, sociopath, perverts keep cats around. They should be eliminated.

Fight me and my dog, and I'll fight you and your weird-o, murdering cat, IRL.

[Montegriffo]

[Hastur]

My dog got stung by wasps today. Several stings, including in the mouth and on his dick. He's resting now on painkillers and antihistamines. The cat, noticing his pain and discomfort, snuggle up to him, laying beside and purring.

Yellow Jackets ground nest...

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

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[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Total cat-lover (pervert) move.

Murders AND rapists.

What is the point of cats? Seriously? What normal person wants to spend time around a cat?

[Montegriffo]

My dog got stung by wasps today. Several stings, including in the mouth and on his dick. He's resting now on painkillers and antihistamines. The cat, noticing his pain and discomfort, snuggle up to him, laying beside and purring.

Yellow Jackets ground nest...

Poor thing.
There's something really nice about seeing a cat curled up with a dog.
Raedwald came from a home with dogs so hopefully he won't just attack them on sight like Boudica used to.

[The Conservative]

Full stop.

Only sociopaths like cats.

And?

Only deranged, sociopath, perverts keep cats around. They should be eliminated.

Fight me and my dog, and I'll fight you and your weird-o, murdering cat, IRL.

Cats plural... and you keep adding adjectives to your description of cat owners.

Of course, I could take the bait and say dog owners love dogs because they crave the attention that the animal gives, because their human counterparts will not show them the same undying affection. I could also say that dog owners are also are psychopaths because they prefer dogs because they insist on having an animal they can dominate and control.

But I won't because I'm bigger than that.