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[DBTrek]

I'll fuck a goose up.

Your bones are hollow, son.
Don't front.

I've been punched by mammals 15x heavier than you.
Your nubby little bill ain't scary to me.

[Montegriffo]

I'll fuck a goose up.

Your bones are hollow, son.
Don't front.

I've been punched by mammals 15x heavier than you.
Your nubby little bill ain't scary to me.

I'll put you in the 1% of nutters who wouldn't just leg it then.

[DBTrek]

I'll put you in the 1% of nutters who wouldn't just leg it then.

Put me in the 1% of nutters who would stand against an army of geese, and only ask for a samura sword to defend myself.
You'd see me out there with geese heads a'spiraling like so many airborne C-hooks over the horizon as the sky rained down red.

Shit.


Fuck you goose.
Get some.

[Montegriffo]

If I've ever got a goose that needs fucking up I'll know who to call.

[Montegriffo]

...Goosebusters.

[C-Mag]

I have a great family story from the 40s about my grandpa getting a German Shepherd sicked on him in a bar

[C-Mag]

...Goosebusters.

[DBTrek]

Y'all laugh, but I bet the Samurai vs. Goose Army videogame would pull in a couple mil, at least.

[Montegriffo]

...Goosebusters.

I couldn't stop myself.

[DBTrek]

Why they put crocodile on the list, when Americans have alligators and Britons don't have squat?
I know some good ol' boys out there completely unafraid of wrestling a gator.
Where would they find a crocodile?
Zoo, maybe,