Communist Revolution Has Begun

[Smitty-48]

alright then,

I'll just go back to enjoying an ice cold beer on my deck

I've said my peace on it

How many proud pines were murdered for that deck?

I own trees, my own private park, and I take care of them

I don't try to save the world, I just save my little part of it

one tree at a time

[Montegriffo]

Dude lives rent free on someone's land.
His ass ain't coming to Canada, bro.
Not until some planet murdering mammon-worshipper pays for him at least.
At which point he'll go to Canada.
But the person who bought his ticket will still be a planet murdering mammon-worshipper.
/shrug

Dude, I can fly to Toronto for a week for 130 bucks.
It's not the financial cost of the flight that stops me from doing it.

[DBTrek]

Dude, I can fly to Toronto for a week for 130 bucks.

Round trip?
In whose suitcase?

You couldn't ship yourself via UPS to Toronto and back for that.

[Smitty-48]

[Smitty-48]

Dude lives rent free on someone's land.
His ass ain't coming to Canada, bro.
Not until some planet murdering mammon-worshipper pays for him at least.
At which point he'll go to Canada.
But the person who bought his ticket will still be a planet murdering mammon-worshipper.
/shrug

Dude, I can fly to Toronto for a week for 130 bucks.
It's not the financial cost of the flight that stops me from doing it.

you're still invited

you don't have to argue with me & Capps

you can hang out in the kitchen with Jodi

the two of you can prepare Tapas for me & Capps to sample

[Montegriffo]

Dude, I can fly to Toronto for a week for 130 bucks.

Round trip?
In whose suitcase?

You couldn't ship yourself via UPS to Toronto and back for that.

I've looked it up. If you can go at a couple of days' notice and come back on the flight they say you can do it for 130 bucks.

[Smitty-48]

the bottom line with Monte is that my wife finds him to be charming, amusing

he loves dogs, he loves horses, and he's a chef, so my wife would be happy to have him

that gets you a ticket to ride

if you can be amusing to the woman of the house, that gets you a VIP pass

nobody is going to fuck with me face to face, so that won't be a problem

[Montegriffo]

Dude lives rent free on someone's land.
His ass ain't coming to Canada, bro.
Not until some planet murdering mammon-worshipper pays for him at least.
At which point he'll go to Canada.
But the person who bought his ticket will still be a planet murdering mammon-worshipper.
/shrug

Dude, I can fly to Toronto for a week for 130 bucks.
It's not the financial cost of the flight that stops me from doing it.

you're still invited

you don't have to argue with me & Capps

you can hang out in the kitchen with Jodi

the two of you can prepare Tapas for me & Capps to sample

That's what I had in mind to be honest.

Your job is to buy a nice Cybertruck to give me a lift to the Falls in.

[Smitty-48]

Dude, I can fly to Toronto for a week for 130 bucks.
It's not the financial cost of the flight that stops me from doing it.

you're still invited

you don't have to argue with me & Capps

you can hang out in the kitchen with Jodi

the two of you can prepare Tapas for me & Capps to sample

That's what I had in mind to be honest.

Your job is to buy a nice Cybertruck to give me a lift to the Falls in.

like I say, my wife would have no quarrel with you, she would like to have a chef to cook with

if you get along with my wife, you are good to go, that's a ticket to ride

she takes all the Europeans who come over for business to the Falls

she likes the Falls, so she will come too

I will just let her drive, because I have to be stoned out of my gourd to have fun in Niagara Falls

[Montegriffo]

you're still invited

you don't have to argue with me & Capps

you can hang out in the kitchen with Jodi

the two of you can prepare Tapas for me & Capps to sample

That's what I had in mind to be honest.

Your job is to buy a nice Cybertruck to give me a lift to the Falls in.

like I say, my wife would have no quarrel with you, she would like to have a chef to cook with

if you get along with my wife, you are good to go, that's a ticket to ride

she takes all the Europeans who come over for business to the Falls

she likes the Falls, so she will come too

I will just let her drive, because I have to be stoned out of my gourd to have fun in Niagara Falls

I've got this idea.
We just need a strong barrel and lots of bubble wrap.