Dark Days Ahead

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Re: Dark Days Ahead

Post by Hanarchy Montanarchy » Fri Apr 23, 2021 1:45 pm

:lol:
HAIL!

Her needs America so they won't just take his shit away like in some pussy non gun totting countries can happen.
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Re: Dark Days Ahead

Post by Montegriffo » Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:01 pm

SuburbanFarmer wrote:
Fri Apr 23, 2021 6:23 am
I definitely read him in the Big Lebowski’s voice lol
I read him in Margaret Thatcher's voice.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Re: Dark Days Ahead

Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:03 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:01 pm
SuburbanFarmer wrote:
Fri Apr 23, 2021 6:23 am
I definitely read him in the Big Lebowski’s voice lol
I read him in Margaret Thatcher's voice.
:lol:

brilliant
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Re: Dark Days Ahead

Post by Fife » Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:04 pm

Fuck them bunnies


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Re: Dark Days Ahead

Post by Montegriffo » Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:07 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:03 pm
Montegriffo wrote:
Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:01 pm
SuburbanFarmer wrote:
Fri Apr 23, 2021 6:23 am
I definitely read him in the Big Lebowski’s voice lol
I read him in Margaret Thatcher's voice.
:lol:

brilliant
Go on, just for me, say
''you turn if you want to, the Lady's not for turning''.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Re: Dark Days Ahead

Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:14 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:07 pm
Smitty-48 wrote:
Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:03 pm
Montegriffo wrote:
Fri Apr 23, 2021 2:01 pm


I read him in Margaret Thatcher's voice.
:lol:

brilliant
Go on, just for me, say
''you turn if you want to, the Lady's not for turning''.
just rejoice at that news, and congratulate our forces and Marines, rejoice !
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Re: Dark Days Ahead

Post by doc_loliday » Sun Apr 25, 2021 1:43 pm

So how's a single guy find a girl in Canada during covid? Is it all tinder?

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Re: Dark Days Ahead

Post by Smitty-48 » Sun Apr 25, 2021 1:46 pm

doc_loliday wrote:
Sun Apr 25, 2021 1:43 pm
So how's a single guy find a girl in Canada during covid? Is it all tinder?
I always think a girl can be had, like I just picked them up off the street in five minutes

it's like one time I'm riding my Cinelli through Yorkville

I see this qt selling sex toys on the street outside a sex shop

I smiled at her, she smiled at me, I went up and talked to her

turns out she's a student from Quebec on working vacation

so I offered to show her around town

I was fucking her that night

the number one fail I see with Millennial guys is that they overthink it, they don't keep it simple

I'm an incorrigible flirt

I chat birds up by nature

there is a whole bunch of Millennial qt's working at the local dope shop, it's all girls working there

they are even flirting with me, if I was single, I would just ask one of them out

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Re: Dark Days Ahead

Post by doc_loliday » Sun Apr 25, 2021 2:04 pm

Smitty-48 wrote: I'm an incorrigible flirt

I chat birds up by nature
Well, in my teens and twenties talking to girls was fun. It was the whole point of the party. Catch and buzz and try to get laid. I know bragging about being good looking is your thing, but I cant lie, being tall, thin and handsome helped me out pretty good, and I didnt do anything to deserve that.

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Re: Dark Days Ahead

Post by Smitty-48 » Sun Apr 25, 2021 2:07 pm

doc_loliday wrote:
Sun Apr 25, 2021 2:04 pm
Smitty-48 wrote: I'm an incorrigible flirt

I chat birds up by nature
Well, in my teens and twenties talking to girls was fun. It was the whole point of the party. Catch and buzz and try to get laid. I know bragging about being good looking is your thing, but I cant lie, being tall, thin and handsome helped me out pretty good, and I didnt do anything to deserve that.
I wouldn't say I have movie star good looks, I'm just "cute" to girls, that's how they describe me

my superpower is more in the charming & disarming department, once "cute" gets my foot in the door

dating is basically selling

I'm a high end sales extrovert who knows how to close a deal
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