BIG Holiday Thread

[Smitty-48]

Finding and recognizing undervalued property requires imagination. Most people don't have it.

all credit to my wife, she's from the area, she knew what it was like here, she always wanted to live here

I didn't have a clear idea of what it was like until she brought me here for the first time

Oh, no doubt. I was very skeptical about my wife's vision for our current house. I was wrong as hell.

Fortunately, because I'm fine but simple, I was able to attract someone with some brains.

Indeed, I can take credit for the marriage, I made that happen, I crossed the room, I asked for the deal

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

all credit to my wife, she's from the area, she knew what it was like here, she always wanted to live here

I didn't have a clear idea of what it was like until she brought me here for the first time

Oh, no doubt. I was very skeptical about my wife's vision for our current house. I was wrong as hell.

Fortunately, because I'm fine but simple, I was able to attract someone with some brains.

Indeed, I can take credit for the marriage, I made that happen, I crossed the room, I asked for the deal

I had to use more cunning to get my wife, on account lacking the confident swagger from soldiering. I had to rely on my model good-looks and impressive wit and charm.

[Smitty-48]

Oh, no doubt. I was very skeptical about my wife's vision for our current house. I was wrong as hell.

Fortunately, because I'm fine but simple, I was able to attract someone with some brains.

Indeed, I can take credit for the marriage, I made that happen, I crossed the room, I asked for the deal

I had to use more cunning to get my wife, on account lacking the confident swagger from soldiering. I had to rely on my model good-looks and impressive wit and charm.

it has way more effect in Canada because soldiers are so exotic here, especially in Toronto

the only guys who could top us were the firefighters

[Smitty-48]

I actually got it coming & going

in the small garrison town I was a city boy, exotic to those country girls, "exciting"

then in the city I was a soldier boy, so that was "hot" to the office girls like my wife to be

[Martin Hash]

I actually got it coming & going

in the small garrison town I was a city boy, exotic to those country girls, "exciting"

then in the city I was a soldier boy, so that was "hot" to the office girls like my wife to be

I didn't get any women in my career (though some threw themselves in my direction) but I did get to touch the sun.

[Smitty-48]

I actually got it coming & going

in the small garrison town I was a city boy, exotic to those country girls, "exciting"

then in the city I was a soldier boy, so that was "hot" to the office girls like my wife to be

I didn't get any women in my career (though some threw themselves in my direction) but I did get to touch the sun.

I've fucked a lotta young broads, all of them a ten without makeup, so I did alright for myself

but I think my key advantage was being an extrovert

the military simply added a protector/provider cache to my already extensive CV

the only plan I ever had was getting the girls, everything else fell into place from there

my definition of winner was the guy who went home with the desirable girl on his arm

the biggest thing holding sad single Millennials back is that near 70% of them are sad & single

[C-Mag]

[Smitty-48]

Cinco de Mayo

Mexico defeats France at the Battle of the Puebla, 5 May 1862

[Martin Hash]

Beautiful wife, live music and Tequila; what more could a man ask for?

p.s. Extra points if you can identify what song the ending phrase comes from?

[Martin Hash]

Hint: “I take whatever I want”