BIG Holiday Thread

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Happy Patriots Day boys.

On this date 246 years ago American Patriots in rural New England said Fuck You, you aren't talking our arms.

They attacked and the troops of the crown back to their urban stronghold in Boston while the founding fathers sat on their collective asses.

Typical hillbillies - starting shit they can't finish without us big-dicked, super-smart city-folks getting off our collective asses.

Still, glad they did it. America rules.

[C-Mag]

City faggots were a minority, up to 90% of Colonial America were rural communities and villages. The was easily able to control urban sheep.

The Continental Congress prior to 1777 were RINOs. Always promising to stand up for folks, but their push back was reduced to mere words. They gave speeches to south the base, and sent weak as letters, even apologized for the hillbillies of Lexington and Concord.

It wasnt till the Crown forced their hand did they get on board.

We've venerated the Boehners, McConnells, Grahams and John McCains of 1775 as Founding Fathers.

[Smitty-48]

Still, glad they did it. America rules.

300 years later Americans are subjugating back into the British North American paradigm

more British than the British themselves in fact

Canadianization, wot ?

whoever thought a fop like Justin Trudeau would conquer Americans where Cornwallis failed ?

the selfie is mightier than the sword

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Crazy how, even at a minority of 10%, the colonists still needed the city faggots on board to win.

Why? Biggest dicks. Biggest brains.

'nuff said

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Still, glad they did it. America rules.

300 years later Americans are subjugating back into the British North American paradigm

more British than the British themselves in fact

Canadianization, wot ?

whoever thought a fop like Justin Trudeau would conquer Americans where Cornwallis failed ?

the selfie is mightier than the sword

Yeah, well - we should have conquered Canada back in the day instead of letting that horrible 5th column of royalists fester on OUR continent.

[Smitty-48]

Still, glad they did it. America rules.

300 years later Americans are subjugating back into the British North American paradigm

more British than the British themselves in fact

Canadianization, wot ?

whoever thought a fop like Justin Trudeau would conquer Americans where Cornwallis failed ?

the selfie is mightier than the sword

Yeah, well - we should have conquered Canada back in the day instead of letting that horrible 5th column of royalists fester on OUR continent.

Indeed, Canada is coming home to roost now, the counterrevolution is at hand

[Speaker to Animals]

Crazy how, even at a minority of 10%, the colonists still needed the city faggots on board to win.

Why? Biggest dicks. Biggest brains.

'nuff said

I mean.. George Washington might have uttered some choice words about the city faggots that ran off during the battle of Battle of Fort Washington, and General (later President) Jackson likely had spoke unflatteringly about them after they were secretly suing for peace with Parliament in the War of 1812 (and he still fought those fuckers to a draw, alongside his new pirate friends, outside New Orleans).

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Crazy how, even at a minority of 10%, the colonists still needed the city faggots on board to win.

Why? Biggest dicks. Biggest brains.

'nuff said

I mean.. George Washington might have uttered some choice words about the city faggots that ran off during the battle of Battle of Fort Washington, and General (later President) Jackson likely had spoke unflatteringly about them after they were secretly suing for peace with Parliament in the War of 1812 (and he still fought those fuckers to a draw, alongside his new pirate friends, outside New Orleans).

We are strategists, diplomats, and investors in the war effort. Carrying a musket through the mud is a job for which the toothless illiterates of the country are better suited.

[C-Mag]

Crazy how, even at a minority of 10%, the colonists still needed the city faggots on board to win.

Why? Biggest dicks. Biggest brains.

'nuff said

Washington's record as military commander is poor. He only won 2 battles, they were both crucial. Trenton on Christmas, and Saratoga to close it out.

Washington would have been snuffed out early if it weren't for hillbillies in the south whooping the redcoats with insurgency tactics.

The war would likely have been much shorter if Washington and the Continental Congress didn't demand to fight the best standing army in the world on their terms.

[C-Mag]

The RINO founding fathers wanted the deal the Crown gave to Colonial Canada.

Parliament was took fucking Woke to take it and demanded full subjugation, said Fuck Americans, and gave the deal to the Cannucks to show they were in charge.

Doing so, the Woke Cucks lost the richest land on the planet.