BREAKING NEWS

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Re: BREAKING NEWS

Post by DrYouth » Sat Mar 27, 2021 1:38 pm

>DB Trek to the meme cannons<

>How do we meme together Evergreen Woke College and this Woke Evergreen Ark that is fucking everything up?<

>Do you copy?<

>over<



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Re: BREAKING NEWS

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Sat Mar 27, 2021 3:09 pm

Why is every other news story using ‘Ever Given’ as the name?

EDIT: oh that’s weird.
The name 'Evergreen' written in large letters on the hull refers to the name of the Taiwanese firm that operates the ship, Evergreen Marine.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS

Post by DrYouth » Sat Mar 27, 2021 4:19 pm

Evergreen college goes to sea?

>help needed at the meme cannons<

Woke Ark incoming.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS

Post by Ph64 » Sat Mar 27, 2021 10:28 pm

Evergreen College owned ship crewed by "graduates" who refused to pay attention to colonial patriarchal white supremacist sonar, maps, etc, trying to tell them how to pilot the ship. Ship runs aground, it's obviously because of racism.

:roll:
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Re: BREAKING NEWS

Post by DrYouth » Sun Mar 28, 2021 1:57 am

Ph64 wrote:
Sat Mar 27, 2021 10:28 pm
Evergreen College owned ship crewed by "graduates" who refused to pay attention to colonial patriarchal white supremacist sonar, maps, etc, trying to tell them how to pilot the ship. Ship runs aground, it's obviously because of racism.

:roll:
Well Ph64...

It's up to you.

No one else seems to have the heart.

Tactical Nuclear Strike?

Should clear this puppy up quick enough.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS

Post by DrYouth » Sun Mar 28, 2021 6:46 am

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/china-ann ... -1.5966910
China on Saturday announced sanctions on individuals and entities in Canada and the United States in response to sanctions imposed on Chinese citizens and groups over conditions in Xinjiang.
Tit for tat

Karens vs Karens

Who wins?

Who cares?

Karens gonna Karen

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Post by Montegriffo » Sun Mar 28, 2021 8:34 am

Ph64 wrote:
Sat Mar 27, 2021 10:28 pm
Evergreen College owned ship crewed by "graduates" who refused to pay attention to colonial patriarchal white supremacist sonar, maps, etc, trying to tell them how to pilot the ship. Ship runs aground, it's obviously because of racism.

:roll:
It was being navigated by the two pilots on board not the ship's crew.
It's not yet known whether it got stuck as a result of human error, high winds or mechanical failure. For those who enjoy a good conspiracy theory you can't rule out sabotage, possibly by Iran.
Really though, it's all speculation until more details are known.
It's in the ship owners interests to blame the high winds as they could be held liable for the costs incurred by all those ships which are being delayed and even those waiting for cargoes.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS

Post by Smitty-48 » Sun Mar 28, 2021 9:56 am

Montegriffo wrote:
Sun Mar 28, 2021 8:34 am
Ph64 wrote:
Sat Mar 27, 2021 10:28 pm
Evergreen College owned ship crewed by "graduates" who refused to pay attention to colonial patriarchal white supremacist sonar, maps, etc, trying to tell them how to pilot the ship. Ship runs aground, it's obviously because of racism.

:roll:
It was being navigated by the two pilots on board not the ship's crew.
It's not yet known whether it got stuck as a result of human error, high winds or mechanical failure. For those who enjoy a good conspiracy theory you can't rule out sabotage, possibly by Iran.
Really though, it's all speculation until more details are known.
It's in the ship owners interests to blame the high winds as they could be held liable for the costs incurred by all those ships which are being delayed and even those waiting for cargoes.
no need for sabotage, the Suez Canal is simply old

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Re: BREAKING NEWS

Post by GloryofGreece » Sun Mar 28, 2021 10:04 am

When was the last time the suez was blocked?
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Re: BREAKING NEWS

Post by Smitty-48 » Sun Mar 28, 2021 10:11 am

GloryofGreece wrote:
Sun Mar 28, 2021 10:04 am
When was the last time the suez was blocked?
Yom Kippur War 1973

Egypt reopened the canal in 1975
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